Things That Are Wrong

Western People supporting the Taliban isn’t right.

Cheers Ben. I’ll support whichever country is closest to me in geographical terms in wars from now on.

Marrying your mate’s sister is wrong. And it’s sick. And I know someone who’s doing that next week.

Moustaches on females.

Irish people supporting imperialism doesnt sit right

[quote=“Bandage”]Cheers Ben. I’ll support whichever country is closest to me in geographical terms in wars from now on.

Marrying your mate’s sister is wrong. And it’s sick. And I know someone who’s doing that next week.[/quote]

Being 26 and the being the human equivalent of a cube - that’d be equal dimensions in 3 directions Bandage. Not quite high enough but way too wide.

Dorking is good but it’s not as good as “snerching”. This involves sniffing the seat in the boozer that some sort has just vacated. The purpose is pretty much the same as dorking but a good snerch is way better. By the way, these are all good things, not bad things.

Nothing wrong with going for a meal with a few lads (although Shanahans is taking the piss), or commenting on another lad’s appearance (where did you get your trainers mate?).

Thinking that going for a meal with a group of lads is acceptable.

Going for 6 meals and 11 Toffee Crisps every day.

irish people calling there friends mate

A Dub not using the phrase “Jaysus Bud” or “Alriih Bud” in a sentence is all wrong.

Irish people using ‘there’ instead of ‘their’.

Irish people using apostrophes as inverted commas and placing full stops outside said punctuation marks.

someone having to realise there mate is a pedantic ‘arsehole’.

Apostrophes just as acceptable as inverted commas Rock.

Hey hey hey, Rock is dead right here.

Don’t know if the absence of an apostrophe from the first word of that sentence is deliberate but smashing effort if intended.

Why would he need an apostrophe?

Surely the error he made was leaving out the word ‘are’?

If he was going to put in an apostrophe then he would have to put ‘an’ in front of ‘apostrophe’?

Ahem, Rock, why should there be an apostrophe?

Why the need for the “an?”

Surely it’s fine to say (as examples):

Apple’s my favourite fruit.

Apostrophe’s a cracking word.

It’s a touch colloquial but it’s fine gramatically.

It’s actually a single quote Rock, not an apostrophe. I was quoting the words themselves and not DC directly. I’ll give you the number for Lynne Trusse if you’d like?