Things That Are Wrong

She is the wrong side of 35 and only broke up with her partner with whom she has three cats with on Monday. Fuck me I hope this is only a short term thing

The wrong side of 35 thing is much worse than the weed smoking thing. And cats as well. Jesus.

She sounds like trouble.

The partner has the cats, the house is a no pet/no smoking house, her father the landlord is very strict on this. She also informed me that she only let her parents know of her smoking on Monday after the breakdown of her relationship :lol:

All this from a 5 minute conversation with her :strokechin: .

Over 35 or not, after a break up she will be emotional and vulnerable… expect to get raped with a strap on.

Sounds about right. Women over 35 who are still single tend to be dangerously hormonal and emotional car wrecks.

Louis ck summarised it nicely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnDH-RXCptY

I think I will stand back and let the other housemate have a jaunt off her. He could do with dropping a nut

The one thing you do have to give to over 35 women is that they are straight up. No time wasters need apply.

Has she a nice body…

Not really, not terrible either. Meh

Can you take a picture of her and post it up?

Your softening already. Youl be up on her like the tinkers dog on a scrap of meat before the weekend is out

Not right now as she went out about an hour ago. Probably to score some drugs

never said I wouldn’t :strokechin:

You should cook her a few cumberland sausages, she will probably have the munchies from smoking pot…

wouldn’t be surprised if she is a vegetarian

The Irish Times - Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Going for gold

Sir, – Well done to Eamonn Coghlan for his support of An unnamed person (Home News, June 9th). It is about time that someone of significance spoke out in her favour. She is our most successful Olympian and has been harshly treated by the public and particularly by the press and the athletics authorities.
We may never know the full story surrounding the events of that time, but as Mr Coghlan has said, she never tested positive for drugs.
She has been ostracised for too long and particularly in this Olympic year, it is time to celebrate what she achieved and invite her in from the cold. – Yours, etc,
PAT HARRINGTON,
Ballinteer Court, Dublin 16.

Are we allowed badmouth Seashell Myth these days or what?

I believe Mr Harrington of Dublin 16 needs a good kicking, or alternatively he should be banished to the cold with the unnamed person.

Drunken kunts turning up after kick off time for a match and accusing you of being in their seat.

Two women here at work all grazing through a McDonalds at 7 o clock this morning. The place stinks of the shit.
What’s worse is that they’re both fat, all “dieting” so they’ve read all the calories and shit in the bags and figure the hash browns are good for them. C*nts. :shakefist: