Things That Are Wrong

I think the two key words in this news story were air and steward.

And the judge was worse.

That quote from the judge is ridiculous.
There was a woman put off a plane in Shannon for an air rage incident and she was only fined €500.

Fuckers who come to visit ostensibly for hour or two who then won’t fuck off home at a reasonable hour. Kids with them. My kids won’t go to bed.

I have retreated to my bedroom and am absolutely seething.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1038607, member: 2272”]Fuckers who come to visit ostensibly for hour or two who then won’t fuck off home at a reasonable hour. Kids with them. My kids won’t go to bed.

I have retreated to my bedroom and am absolutely seething.[/QUOTE]
You have kids??

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1038607, member: 2272”]Fuckers who come to visit ostensibly for hour or two who then won’t fuck off home at a reasonable hour. Kids with them. My kids won’t go to bed.

I have retreated to my bedroom and am absolutely seething.[/QUOTE]

cunts.

Nothing worse.

:slight_smile:
That second question mark makes it an expression of incredulity rather than a question.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1038643, member: 2272”]:slight_smile:
That second question mark makes it an expression of incredulity rather than a question.[/QUOTE]
It does I suppose.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1038607, member: 2272”]Fuckers who come to visit ostensibly for hour or two who then won’t fuck off home at a reasonable hour. Kids with them. My kids won’t go to bed.

I have retreated to my bedroom and am absolutely seething.[/QUOTE]

Big time - implement the Larry David 9:30 pm watershed.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1038607, member: 2272”]Fuckers who come to visit ostensibly for hour or two who then won’t fuck off home at a reasonable hour. Kids with them. My kids won’t go to bed.

I have retreated to my bedroom and am absolutely sulking.[/QUOTE]
Fixed that for you mate.

Was parking up today in my usual spot before heading to the match. Some dopey looking cunt arrives out of the house nearby asking me to move my car as it was blocking his ‘driveway’. You’d have driven a bus through the gap I left but he seemed a bit touched so I decided it would be easier to just leave him be and move the car. His missus looked to be a bit fond of the pies too.

You’re fatter, older and far more bald than I would’ve pictured you, Mac.

So is your missus I hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0IiVyFM4yo

Anchorman’s name is Joe Kernen (the guy who butts in at 6:15). The IDA chap should have asked him what really happened in the Armagh dressing room at half-time in the 2002 All-Ireland final.

People posting on this august forum in that text-speak gibberish. :mad:

Great word.

Sitting beside a lady and he young lad waiting for a hair cut yesterday.
Her son is telling her wants to be a spy (didn’t we all), he’s about 5/6 and seems very smart. Anyway she turns around to him and says “you won’t be a spy, you’ll go and get a normal job like normal people at Chevron or somewhere like that”

Cuntish enough on it’s own, bursting a young lads dream. Then when the barber comes down and asks who Is next (it was me) , she says “no my son is” and started pushing him up. I just stood up and went (I actually felt sorry for the young lad). Anyway she then says to the so , " you should have gone up, you got to be stronger, don’t let people go in front of you like that!!!"

I was flabbergasted. In the way out I said to her, you really need to leave your son be himself and walked off. He really seemed like a nice kid, who I would probably have said go ahead of me, but this cunt really took me back.

She had an American accent, I think, may have been Canadian.

Very wrong.

[QUOTE=“caoimhaoin, post: 1040576, member: 273”]Sitting beside a lady and he young lad waiting for a hair cut yesterday.
Her son is telling her wants to be a spy (didn’t we all), he’s about 5/6 and seems very smart. Anyway she turns around to him and says “you won’t be a spy, you’ll go and get a normal job like normal people at Chevron or somewhere like that”

Cuntish enough on it’s own, bursting a young lads dream. Then when the barber comes down and asks who Is next (it was me) , she says “no my son is” and started pushing him up. I just stood up and went (I actually felt sorry for the young lad). Anyway she then says to the so , " you should have gone up, you got to be stronger, don’t let people go in front of you like that!!!"

I was flabbergasted. In the way out I said to her, you really need to leave your son be himself and walked off. He really seemed like a nice kid, who I would probably have said go ahead of me, but this cunt really took me back.

She had an American accent, I think, may have been Canadian.

Very wrong.[/QUOTE]
Cool story.

[QUOTE=“caoimhaoin, post: 1040576, member: 273”]Sitting beside a lady and he young lad waiting for a hair cut yesterday.
Her son is telling her wants to be a spy (didn’t we all), he’s about 5/6 and seems very smart. Anyway she turns around to him and says “you won’t be a spy, you’ll go and get a normal job like normal people at Chevron or somewhere like that”

Cuntish enough on it’s own, bursting a young lads dream. Then when the barber comes down and asks who Is next (it was me) , she says “no my son is” and started pushing him up. I just stood up and went (I actually felt sorry for the young lad). Anyway she then says to the so , " you should have gone up, you got to be stronger, don’t let people go in front of you like that!!!"

I was flabbergasted. In the way out I said to her, you really need to leave your son be himself and walked off. He really seemed like a nice kid, who I would probably have said go ahead of me, but this cunt really took me back.

She had an American accent, I think, may have been Canadian.

Very wrong.[/QUOTE]

What a fucked up view on life she has.