Things That Are Wrong

Canadians are cunts.

I’m planning on getting a haircut today at lunchtime if time allows actually.

Don’t let anybody go ahead of you whatever you do. Be strong, Colin.

Internet Explorer.

For some reason TFK is blocked in work on Chrome but not Explorer. It is some pile of shit.

Shouldn’t take too long as from what I remember you don’t have much hair.

Took 25 minutes* or so, pal.

*inclusive of beard trim

[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1040779, member: 9”]Took 25 minutes* or so, pal.

*inclusive of beard trim[/QUOTE]

Tip?

Yes, I gave a 15.38% tip.

[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1040779, member: 9”]Took 25 minutes* or so, pal.

*inclusive of beard trim[/QUOTE]
Inclusive of 24 minutes looking for facial hair which supposedly constitute a beard

[QUOTE=“Colin Montgomerie, post: 1040779, member: 9”]Took 25 minutes* or so, pal.

*inclusive of beard trim[/QUOTE]
How would you rate your small talk today?

Did you mention

a) clocks going back
b) the unseasonably mild weather
c) Christmas
d) Love/Hate

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1040845, member: 2272”]How would you rate your small talk today?

Did you mention

a) clocks going back
b) the unseasonably mild weather
c) Christmas
d) Love/Hate[/QUOTE]

Very little chit chat. He was in the zone and I did nothing more than answer his styling queries.

Did you plump for a styling product at the end or wave it away?

:popcorn:

I certainly did. The lunchtime haircut must be accompanied by wax; otherwise one is at the whim of how the barber leaves it.

Bumped for @Colin Montgomerie.

Edit: dammit.

@Horsebox[/USER] [USER=2269]@Tess Tickle[/USER] & [USER=702]@manbehindthewire at home on a Friday evening watching “The Rugby Club”

When is the Anaconda to eat the man alive? I’d watch that.

Dissertations…

Fuck sake, who came up with this idea?? I would do my accountancy finals again rather than this crap…at least then there are questions to answer and you are either right or wrong, the only thing I have questioned after writing out 20,000 words of bullshit is why did I ever bother doing a masters…

Getting a weekend away and being awake since 7 and unable to go back to sleep. :mad: