Things That Are Wrong

Edele/Adele gave him a serious clamping

Publicly abusing Adele at the weekend because she wouldn’t come to his party was fairly cuntish too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/ebola/11236278/Why-Adele-was-right-to-ignore-Bob-Geldof-and-Band-Aid.html

[QUOTE=“corner back, post: 1047556, member: 1572”]Publicly abusing Adele at the weekend because she wouldn’t come to his party was fairly cuntish too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/ebola/11236278/Why-Adele-was-right-to-ignore-Bob-Geldof-and-Band-Aid.html[/QUOTE]
That’s a clamping.

He’s lightyears ahead of Bono on the cunt scale.

How much money do I need to give to charity to stop that cunt Geldof releasing yet another charity single?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842536/Father-burned-death-inside-280C-industrial-oven-kayak-factory-working-colleague-accidentally-locked-switched-on.html

grandfather was killed in a ‘horrific’ accident after he was trapped in an industrial oven that baked plastic at up to 280 degrees and had no way of getting out, a court heard today.
Alan Catterall, 54, from Runcorn, Cheshire, had gone into the oven to fix a fault when an operator, not realising he was still working inside, switched the machine on and locked him in.
Liverpool Crown Court heard that because there was no alarm Mr Catterall tried to escape using a crowbar but because of the noisy working environment no one heard his cries for help

:eek::eek::eek:

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1047785, member: 2272”]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842536/Father-burned-death-inside-280C-industrial-oven-kayak-factory-working-colleague-accidentally-locked-switched-on.html

grandfather was killed in a ‘horrific’ accident after he was trapped in an industrial oven that baked plastic at up to 280 degrees and had no way of getting out, a court heard today.
Alan Catterall, 54, from Runcorn, Cheshire, had gone into the oven to fix a fault when an operator, not realising he was still working inside, switched the machine on and locked him in.
Liverpool Crown Court heard that because there was no alarm Mr Catterall tried to escape using a crowbar but because of the noisy working environment no one heard his cries for help

:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

You’ve just turned my stomach and made my head spin… that’s unmerciful way to go.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1047785, member: 2272”]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842536/Father-burned-death-inside-280C-industrial-oven-kayak-factory-working-colleague-accidentally-locked-switched-on.html

grandfather was killed in a ‘horrific’ accident after he was trapped in an industrial oven that baked plastic at up to 280 degrees and had no way of getting out, a court heard today.
Alan Catterall, 54, from Runcorn, Cheshire, had gone into the oven to fix a fault when an operator, not realising he was still working inside, switched the machine on and locked him in.
Liverpool Crown Court heard that because there was no alarm Mr Catterall tried to escape using a crowbar but because of the noisy working environment no one heard his cries for help

:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

I’ve read some horrible things on the internet but that might just top them all. Jesus.

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1047785, member: 2272”]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842536/Father-burned-death-inside-280C-industrial-oven-kayak-factory-working-colleague-accidentally-locked-switched-on.html

grandfather was killed in a ‘horrific’ accident after he was trapped in an industrial oven that baked plastic at up to 280 degrees and had no way of getting out, a court heard today.
Alan Catterall, 54, from Runcorn, Cheshire, had gone into the oven to fix a fault when an operator, not realising he was still working inside, switched the machine on and locked him in.
Liverpool Crown Court heard that because there was no alarm Mr Catterall tried to escape using a crowbar but because of the noisy working environment no one heard his cries for help

:eek::eek::eek:[/QUOTE]

What a roaster

first Christmas song played today on the radio

What was it pal?

fairytale of new york

Ronan Keating’s version.

I’ve heard fairytale of New York on the radio in July . It’s not really a Christmas song, it just mentions Christmas

Shane is famous for not talking about his work. ‘Will you tell me the story behind ‘Fairytale of New York’? I asked, hesitantly.
‘Will I tell it to you now?’ he said.
‘Yes,’ I said. Quite prepared to be told where to go.
‘All right,’ Shane said. And so he did.
‘The song was actually the result of a bet,’ he said. ‘When Elvis Costello was still working for us, he made a bet with me and Jem that we couldn’t write a Christmas hit, a duet that I could sing with Cait.

Oh , ok I’m an eejit

The failure of shop assistants to pack your groceries into a bag for you.

Happened just minutes ago. Lady proceed to pack two items then left the remainder. There was no one behind me in the queue.

Another time I had my laptop bag on my shoulder and a heap of files in my arms. This young lad fucks a bag at me. I asked him if he was serious. He said that his boss instructed him to do such a thing.

Cunts.

I’d never let an assistant pack a bag for me. God bless them but the vast majority of them are stone useless and would make a complete shite of it. I on the other hand have an excellent knack of packing anything, be it suitcases, packages, shopping, car boots, it is truly a gift of mine. Picture the opposite of Rocko on a phone call, actually, I am to packing as to what @Rocko is to elevator operating. Its not something that can be taught, just something we are born with.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1048527, member: 24”]The failure of shop assistants to pack your groceries into a bag for you.

Happened just minutes ago. Lady proceed to pack two items then left the remainder. There was no one behind me in the queue.

Another time I had my laptop bag on my shoulder and a heap of files in my arms. This young lad fucks a bag at me. I asked him if he was serious. He said that his boss instructed him to do such a thing.

Cunts.[/QUOTE]
Pack your own fucking bags you lazy bastard.

Fudge also no doubt.*

*I should be better than that sort of juvenility.