Uber is losing money hand over fist I see.
They’re doing Trojan work over beyond, here. And what’s better is they’re getting taking to court for regulation infringements and getting charges dropped.
Up the Uber.
I’d expect a tech savy type such as yourself to understand that losing money goes with the territory when you are growing like that.
Within reason. €400 odd million and growing in operating losses is not really a sound business model though
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Have a cleaner that comes round once a fortnight. She keeps eating my food 
She took a Kit Kat today
It was Pita Bread and half a bottle of vinegar last time. She also used/took half a bottle of Fairy. I’m seething at this behaviour.
You know she’s having naps in your bed as well?
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Half a bottle of vinegar 
Dunno about this, is it worse to rob vinegar or to know what quantity should be in the bottle since last use?
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That’s “living the dream™” right there
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It was unopened. Can’t even remember why it was purchased.
If she ever takes a Dairy Milk Oreo 
She must have used the vinegar to clean your skidmarks off the jacks, pal. 
Was probably best to not have mentioned the vinegar missing episode.
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Could have been the rats out of cafe Nero.
Angel Di Maria has written an open letter to Manchester United supporters to tell them that they “will forever be in his heart”. 
I hope he just copied and pasted from his heartfelt open letter to Real Madrid fans last year.
I would imagine he phoned it in. Just like his performances last season.
I’d check your bleach supply as well Brian, she could be making a bomb.
Did he not simply apologise more so than the usual guff?*
*I couldnt be arsed reading or googling the letter in question.
He probably keeps his wallet in his shirt pocket.
Women cutting the lawn.
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Springer spaniel puppy jumping into the canal after swans, and swimming after them for about 400 metres. Them fuckers would kill him as well.