COCK-BLOCKERS!!!
So here’s the deal.
Belted out tonight to nmeet a few mates who were on their way to being well sauced as par of their weekend piss up in Galway. Joining a session half way through, I had come to the decision that tonight was all about the smart game. My mates would be pissed and chancing every single thing that walked by, whilst I could play the cute hoor and work my own angles for thge night.
And so it turned out. My initial efforts were unspectacular enough but I eventually started to work my way towards someythinh resembling a proper cjat up. And it went well. CrAcked on to this bird purley for warm up purpioses anbd hAD HER WHere Iwanted her soon enough. Gave her the vold shoulder for a start anyway and let my pissed mates make me look good throught their drunken advances. That worked a treat, so I decided to get a number to round off the warm up, and so I could move on to more serious game. The bird herself waS WELL UP FOR IT, BUT HER MATE! Fucking hell! If I had been opwnbly demanding to rape her mate she couldn’t have been nmore fucking hostile.
I eventually got sick of her shit anyway and said I’ve got the start i wanted, lets crack on to the nightclub to fuck. And so I did. Scored thiis donegal vird that was in group my mates were trying when I ARRIVED. Ran perfect fucking game (KIB man knows what I mean) from start to finish, had her properly in the trying to please me spot before - wait for it- one of her fcuking friend suddenly decided I was the devil incarnate. And while my cunbtish anntics merited a certain level of backlash, wrestling a sure thing out of my grip was a step too far in my opinion.
And sop I therfore came to the conclusion that cock blockers are miserab le cunts who exist purel;y to ruin my saturdsay nights, and to warn their friends of the dangers of consorting with some cunt who they’ve met a mere ten minutes earlier.
If only they knew what they were missing.
Cock blockers have to go.
KIB_man
February 21, 2010, 4:52am
5462
COCK-BLOCKERS!!!
So here’s the deal.
Belted out tonight to nmeet a few mates who were on their way to being well sauced as par of their weekend piss up in Galway. Joining a session half way through, I had come to the decision that tonight was all about the smart game. My mates would be pissed and chancing every single thing that walked by, whilst I could play the cute hoor and work my own angles for thge night.
And so it turned out. My initial efforts were unspectacular enough but I eventually started to work my way towards someythinh resembling a proper cjat up. And it went well. CrAcked on to this bird purley for warm up purpioses anbd hAD HER WHere Iwanted her soon enough. Gave her the vold shoulder for a start anyway and let my pissed mates make me look good throught their drunken advances. That worked a treat, so I decided to get a number to round off the warm up, and so I could move on to more serious game. The bird herself waS WELL UP FOR IT, BUT HER MATE! Fucking hell! If I had been opwnbly demanding to rape her mate she couldn’t have been nmore fucking hostile.
I eventually got sick of her shit anyway and said I’ve got the start i wanted, lets crack on to the nightclub to fuck. And so I did. Scored thiis donegal vird that was in group my mates were trying when I ARRIVED. Ran perfect fucking game (KIB man knows what I mean) from start to finish, had her properly in the trying to please me spot before - wait for it- one of her fcuking friend suddenly decided I was the devil incarnate. And while my cunbtish anntics merited a certain level of backlash, wrestling a sure thing out of my grip was a step too far in my opinion.
And sop I therfore came to the conclusion that cock blockers are miserab le cunts who exist purel;y to ruin my saturdsay nights, and to warn their friends of the dangers of consorting with some cunt who they’ve met a mere ten minutes earlier.
If only they knew what they were missing.
Cock blockers have to go.
An entertaining if difficult read.
Presume you got the donegal bird`s number too? If so that is two potential rides so not all is lost.
COCK-BLOCKERS!!!
So here’s the deal.
Belted out tonight to nmeet a few mates who were on their way to being well sauced as par of their weekend piss up in Galway. Joining a session half way through, I had come to the decision that tonight was all about the smart game. My mates would be pissed and chancing every single thing that walked by, whilst I could play the cute hoor and work my own angles for thge night.
And so it turned out. My initial efforts were unspectacular enough but I eventually started to work my way towards someythinh resembling a proper cjat up. And it went well. CrAcked on to this bird purley for warm up purpioses anbd hAD HER WHere Iwanted her soon enough. Gave her the vold shoulder for a start anyway and let my pissed mates make me look good throught their drunken advances. That worked a treat, so I decided to get a number to round off the warm up, and so I could move on to more serious game. The bird herself waS WELL UP FOR IT, BUT HER MATE! Fucking hell! If I had been opwnbly demanding to rape her mate she couldn’t have been nmore fucking hostile.
I eventually got sick of her shit anyway and said I’ve got the start i wanted, lets crack on to the nightclub to fuck. And so I did. Scored thiis donegal vird that was in group my mates were trying when I ARRIVED. Ran perfect fucking game (KIB man knows what I mean) from start to finish, had her properly in the trying to please me spot before - wait for it- one of her fcuking friend suddenly decided I was the devil incarnate. And while my cunbtish anntics merited a certain level of backlash, wrestling a sure thing out of my grip was a step too far in my opinion.
And sop I therfore came to the conclusion that cock blockers are miserab le cunts who exist purel;y to ruin my saturdsay nights, and to warn their friends of the dangers of consorting with some cunt who they’ve met a mere ten minutes earlier.
If only they knew what they were missing.
Cock blockers have to go.
Excellent drunken posting
Why didn’t you straight up call the cockblocker out about her behaviour in front of her mate?
Bandage
February 21, 2010, 12:47pm
5465
COCK-BLOCKERS!!!
So here’s the deal.
Belted out tonight to nmeet a few mates who were on their way to being well sauced as par of their weekend piss up in Galway. Joining a session half way through, I had come to the decision that tonight was all about the smart game. My mates would be pissed and chancing every single thing that walked by, whilst I could play the cute hoor and work my own angles for thge night.
And so it turned out. My initial efforts were unspectacular enough but I eventually started to work my way towards someythinh resembling a proper cjat up. And it went well. CrAcked on to this bird purley for warm up purpioses anbd hAD HER WHere Iwanted her soon enough. Gave her the vold shoulder for a start anyway and let my pissed mates make me look good throught their drunken advances. That worked a treat, so I decided to get a number to round off the warm up, and so I could move on to more serious game. The bird herself waS WELL UP FOR IT, BUT HER MATE! Fucking hell! If I had been opwnbly demanding to rape her mate she couldn’t have been nmore fucking hostile.
I eventually got sick of her shit anyway and said I’ve got the start i wanted, lets crack on to the nightclub to fuck. And so I did. Scored thiis donegal vird that was in group my mates were trying when I ARRIVED. Ran perfect fucking game (KIB man knows what I mean) from start to finish, had her properly in the trying to please me spot before - wait for it- one of her fcuking friend suddenly decided I was the devil incarnate. And while my cunbtish anntics merited a certain level of backlash, wrestling a sure thing out of my grip was a step too far in my opinion.
And sop I therfore came to the conclusion that cock blockers are miserab le cunts who exist purel;y to ruin my saturdsay nights, and to warn their friends of the dangers of consorting with some cunt who they’ve met a mere ten minutes earlier.
If only they knew what they were missing.
Cock blockers have to go.
The nod to KIB man in the middle of that is hilarious.
Tremendous stuff.
How come the CB is nearly always an embittered little dumpy wan dressed in swathes of ‘flattering’ black?
COCK-BLOCKERS!!!
So here’s the deal.
Belted out tonight to nmeet a few mates who were on their way to being well sauced as par of their weekend piss up in Galway. Joining a session half way through, I had come to the decision that tonight was all about the smart game. My mates would be pissed and chancing every single thing that walked by, whilst I could play the cute hoor and work my own angles for thge night.
And so it turned out. My initial efforts were unspectacular enough but I eventually started to work my way towards someythinh resembling a proper cjat up. And it went well. CrAcked on to this bird purley for warm up purpioses anbd hAD HER WHere Iwanted her soon enough. Gave her the vold shoulder for a start anyway and let my pissed mates make me look good throught their drunken advances. That worked a treat, so I decided to get a number to round off the warm up, and so I could move on to more serious game. The bird herself waS WELL UP FOR IT, BUT HER MATE! Fucking hell! If I had been opwnbly demanding to rape her mate she couldn’t have been nmore fucking hostile.
I eventually got sick of her shit anyway and said I’ve got the start i wanted, lets crack on to the nightclub to fuck. And so I did. Scored thiis donegal vird that was in group my mates were trying when I ARRIVED. Ran perfect fucking game (KIB man knows what I mean) from start to finish, had her properly in the trying to please me spot before - wait for it- one of her fcuking friend suddenly decided I was the devil incarnate. And while my cunbtish anntics merited a certain level of backlash, wrestling a sure thing out of my grip was a step too far in my opinion.
And sop I therfore came to the conclusion that cock blockers are miserab le cunts who exist purel;y to ruin my saturdsay nights, and to warn their friends of the dangers of consorting with some cunt who they’ve met a mere ten minutes earlier.
If only they knew what they were missing.
Cock blockers have to go.
maybe you should try & figure out why so many people seem to take an instant dislke to you?
Maybe
Why does everyone hate you?
oddly enough they dont- i have never expereinced negativity like you stated above hence im flabergasted that on the same night 2 people took an instant dislike to you - not only has this never happened to me i dont think i could even contemplate it happening to me
im actually trying to help you here mate- having so much hostility in your life cant be good although it might explain your need to be alternative on so many issues
The first night I met my missus her sister could have done the cockblock but she didn’t
It’s fairly logical when you think about it I suppose.
Thinly veiled ‘the wife’s sister has always had a thing for me’ post imho…
gola
February 21, 2010, 2:17pm
5476
did ya get the ride the first night?
Ah no if you look back at the post I was referencing it should be easy enough to work out what my wife’s sister is like
Bandage
February 21, 2010, 9:47pm
5480
Begrudging top notch Irish talent.
Begrudging top notch Irish talent.
