Having to deal with sour, miserable people in a work environment.
I don’t particularly love my job either luv but you could at least smile and be courteous, instead of having a fucking face that would turn milk sour all the time.
The faces on the yokes in my place turn milk to cheese.
Maybe they just keep that face for you. :lol:
Caller: Hello is this y company?
Me: No sorry this is x company. Y company is ** instead of ** at the end.
Caller: Oh sorry
Me: Don’t worry it happens all the time. (which is why I know what the other companies no is).
Literally ten seconds later
Same Caller: Hello is this y company?
Me: No sorry this is x company again. Y company is ** instead of ** at the end.
Caller: You told me that already and thats what I did.
Me: Yes you must have misdialled again.
Ten seconds later again
Same Caller: Hello is this y company?
Me: No I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong number again.
Caller: Eh no I don’t I carefully dialled the number this time.
Me: Are you sure you dialled ** instead of ** at the end.
Caller: Yes I’m not stupid.
Me: Well I’m afraid you must have dialled the wrong number again.
About two minutes later
Same Caller: Hello is this y company?
Me: No I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong number again.
Caller: Look I don’t know what your up to in there but I definately dialled the right number this time.
Me: I’m sorry but you obviously didn’t because your still talking to me.
Caller: Is this ********
Me: No its ********. Its the same number but with ** instead of ** at the end.
Caller: Thats what I dialled.
I just hung up at this point
I hate people.
Sorry about that Julio. Just an innocent prank call.
Maybe dialling ** instead of ** caused the problem?
Yeah I’d say that’s it. I got through to some cunt called Freddie when I dialled *.
Being sent a work email with this in the first line “has’nt”.
That really grinds my gears!
spot on - a profession for dweebs where most of them add little or no value to the organisation-outsourcing & cloud computing so you dont have to deal with these social retards is the way forward
Head Colds, bastards of things…fucking nose is like a tap and my ears keep popping…
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Head Colds, bastards of things…fucking nose is like a tap and my ears keep popping…
[/quote]Delighted :lol:
Soft cunt. That’s what you get for lying in a ditch in a pool of your own shit and vomit.
Never wear white togs while training
I fixed that for you. 
Just having to deal with this miserable fucking cow again - I felt like decking the bitch.
People (generally female) who go about their business as though they’re the only person in the world.
I was in Tesco at 10:30 last night in a checkout queue of about 8 people as there was only 1 till open. Eventually, another 1 opened beside us. A lady nearby who hadn’t even joined our queue yet spotted this and literally sprinted to the newly opened till. She only had a couple of things, like most of us, but instead of performing a quick transaction to atone for her cheekiness, she threw down a bag of about a hundred coppers for the checkout girl to count through. All these 1 cent coins all over the belt to be scraped up one by one. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.
No apology/sheepish grin either.
Checkouts are a hotspot for wrong behaviour
The local centra near the college (G&L for locals) is always packed around six in the evening with really long queues. One evening this typically up her own hole rich looking middle aged woman was at the front buying a couple of torches. Buying them for her meant getting to the counter and ordering the staff around the shop to get them for her. Then she wanted batteries but she also wanted all the torches taken out of their packaging, the batteries put in for her, and the torches checked to be working before she would pay for them. What an absolute cunt. The sheer ignorance of it with the length of the queues behind her was breathtaking I find these middle aged rich cunts to always be the worst.
I had what I can only describe as a Rosa Parks type character literally run in front of me in a queue to get on a bus today. Being a decent member of society I always step back from a bus as to allow for anyone getting off not have to push their way past getting out the door, “Rosa” had different ideas. I’m gonna give my friend white beard a call to sort this shit out.
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