Things That Are Wrong

Without knowing a lot about Turkish football Rocko, would those teams be local rivals or something? Mad shit.

Thats gas. How did he play on the match after the first corner.

Things that are wrong: Was in the shop last night & the only broadsheet left was the Indo. Picked up one anyway and arrived home only to find both the sports & business sections missing. <_< I tried to read some of the other absolute scutter but in the end just had to fuck it out.

http://www.rte.ie/sport/other/2010/0306/lockharti.html

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Yer’wan already had her rock’n roll and required freshening up or there was no toilet paper in Coppers

Either way, you’re describing the type of person you shouldn’t be bringing into your gaff

homeless maybe, did she ask for a bowl of soup and a cut of bread also?

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Front pages of the spa, the stirrer and the bun today all ran with a story about two whores and some monkey looking, minted cunthooks and their various relationships.
I hope the people who made the decision to turn this shit into a news story, and the protagonists in said story die and anyone that takes an interest in it get permanent pinkeye.
This country needs a serious slap into the chops.

Johnny’s a hero

Didn’t ya know?

:mad: What is it with these rugby cunts thinking they are above the law

JPR Williams banned for drink-driving

• 61-year-old used coins to trick breathalyser
• Former full-back banned for 17 months

JPR Williams put coins in his mouth to try to trick a breath test when he was arrested for drink-driving, a court was told today.

Williams, who played full-back for the all-conquering Welsh sides of the 1970s and worked as a surgeon, was fined £380 and banned for 17 months after admitting the charge.

Cardiff Magistrates’ Court was told that the 61-year-old was stopped in his red Audi cabriolet after spending the day watching a match in January.

Hannah Norton, prosecuting, said officers immediately smelled alcohol and took Williams to a police station.

She said: “Mr Williams had to be instructed twice to remove items from his mouth, those being three one-penny coins. Your worships, there is a myth that copper from those coins can interfere with breathalyser machines at the police station.”

A blood sample showed he had 142mg of alcohol in 100ml of blood. The legal limit is 80mg.

The court was told that Williams was chauffeur-driven to London to watch London Welsh with another former international player on 30 January.

He was taken back to Cardiff where he left his car and was stopped by police in the city while driving home to Llansannor in the Vale of Glamorgan.

Williams, who worked as a surgeon, was told to put his handbrake on when he was pulled over because he appeared not to realise his car was rolling backwards, the court was told.

Nigel Daniel, for Williams, said: "In what he now accepts was a very stupid and misconceived decision, he got in his car and headed home back to the Vale of Glamorgan.

“Dr Williams was under the foolish misconception that after a four-hour journey he was now fit to drive.”

Williams was “extremely remorseful”, he said, adding: “He feels he has let his family down, his friends and of course those who hold him in high regard for his sporting prowess.”

Williams was also ordered to pay a £15 victim surcharge and £85 costs. His ban will be reduced by four months if he carries out a driver rehabilitation course.

Speaking outside court, Mr Daniel said his client regretted his actions.

“He hopes some good will come from today and others, both young and old, will not follow his example and will refrain from drink-driving and the associated damage that comes from drink-driving,” he said. “He also warns people not to drive in the mistaken belief that alcohol has left the system.”

Fucking hell, if JPR Williams isnt above the law in Wales, no one has any hope.

Why didn’t he give Mick Galwey a shout??

I’m not sure what Mick could have done? He might have been better off getting a Welsh man to help him out, as opposed to an Irish man, but irregardless, JPR would be a far bigger legend in Wales than Galwey would be in Ireland.

I’m not sure you thought that one through completely.

Just sounded like a bit of hi jinks to me anyway.

The most annoying thing about this cunt Ronan is that he can still afford to fly off on a whim aboard a private jet to Morocco, yet he is one of the “Top 10” of developers who are having there loans transferred over to NAMA. What a cunt.

NAMA will also be renting one of his buildings to house their HQ after bailing the cunt out, tis a great country.

Surely they will be entitled to withhold paying any rent in lieu of payment on his outstanding loans.*

  • Obviously not going to happen.

Just because his loans are going to NAMA doesn’t mean they are toxic. As far as I know the criteria for loans to go to NAMA has nothing to do with whether they are in trouble or not. Don’t think Johnny is in trouble anyway.

If he has the cash to fly to Morocco on a whim good luck to him, anyone who wishes him ill because of this is merely living up to the Irish begrudgery stereotype.

Sorry Tinnion, didn’t mean to diss your Residence drinking buddy.

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well said piles

the fact that this shit passes for news is a joke. the permanently startled ms gilson et al should be rounded up and given wet coke. then the sindo can mourn them forever

You need to get a grip on yourself Art. Who ever et al are I doubt they would wish the same on you.

oh maire, you’re really gunning for us wexicans this weather, must be something in the spring sunshine, bit like paris 1940

they may not wish the same on me, but then again i’m not a vaccuous, talentless waste of space, hmm given that criteria it’s suprising that ncc isn’t mentioned in the sindo