Charlie Landsborough’s a hard cunt
The fella sitting near me with headphones on singing words from an eternal flame by the Bangles.
He is singing it like a girl.
“I don’t want to lose this feeling. Ooooooooo”.
“Say my name, sun shines through the rain…”
Time for me to ram a pencil in my ears.
Wrong.
One of the lads on the beer at the weekend decided to talk to his pint and give it abuse.
I AM GOING TO DRINK THE SHITE OUT OF YOU, YOU FUCKIN’ PINT!
I’ve had occasion to talk to my pint. Sometimes the cunting thing is trying to get the better of you and just needs to know who is boss.
Player booked for diving had suffered heart attack
A Croatian footballer booked for diving had actually dropped dead of a heart attack.
Goran Tunjic, a 32-year-old defender playing for the Mladost FC, collapsed in the 35th minute of the County League match against Hrvatski Sokola, prompting the referee to approach the player with yellow card in his hand.
Tragically, however, the player had suffered a fatal heart attack.
The official quickly realised what had happened and called for medical aid, but Tunjic died despite being rushed to a nearby hospital.
“Doctors tried to help him but there was nothing they could do,” a club spokesman said of the player, who had no previous medical problems.
“He just fell dead on the spot.”
David Bently dancing around like a gimp in a pair of tight fitting Y fronts / briefs on Sky Sports.
Link please
Was at the end of the match footage tonight so don’t have a link. Rocko or Runt or one of the other geeks should be able to find a link somewhere.
Jugs looking for a link to David Bently dancing around like a gimp in a pair of tight fitting Y fronts / briefs on Sky Sports.
Ghey.
Mac and Mullach thinking I actually wanted to see it.
was worried alright.
Hm
That’s quality.
Perfectly acceptable behaviour in my book.
The Runt knows the score.
I got thrown out of the stables one night for roaring at my drink that I had defeated it(Long story).
In summation talking to your drink is acceptable, and sometimes nessecary.
From the shortened version it would appear the drink actually defeated you :lol:
I was doing the 13 taps for the 2nd time after failing the first time. I shouted at my last drink, downed it then got fucked out. VICTORY WAS MINE
Would I happen to know this person?