Woah, woah, woah - I wasn’t there. This was a matter between Jugs and his lady friend.
Puke, if there’s anything to report regarding the stalker then I’ll be bumping the relevant thread. It’s gone a bit quiet but it will no doubt erupt again soon.
Goody 
I asked Jugs on Friday if he would do cesc’s stalker bird and he said he would but that wasn’t much of a compliment.
Bandage has remained silent on this issue.
Naturally I gave it the whole “you’re so hot you made me come really quickly” type excuse and also gave a couple of additional thrusts post blowing the beans (at no extra charge) in order to get her over the line.
The weird thing is that lately I’ve been having the opposite issue whereby i’d be banging away for ages with no sign of an orgasm (for me, and certainly not for her). I thought the 3 nights in a row on the beer and in the saddle would’ve had me de-sensitised enough to provide her with some moderately decent action but alas, it wasn’t to be.
I found it a little unnerving the fact that she doesn’t drink and had no issue pulling a randomer at the end of the night in Flannerys when it was obvious that said randomer was massively under the influence.
as long as you enjoyed yourself jugs, thats all that matters.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/northern_ireland/gaelic_games/8743095.stm
Kevin Nugent, one of the stars of the Armagh Minors All-Ireland winning team, is in hospital recovering from injuries sustained in a club game on Sunday.
Nugent underwent extensive surgery for injuries caused by the vicious assault during a Division One club game between Maghery and Cullaville.
The 19-year-old was knocked unconscious and suffered horrific facial damage.
Armagh’s disciplinary authority, the CCC, is in the process of launching an investigation into the incident.
The attack, which occurred in the final moments of the game, caused damage which will prevent the teenager from chewing solid food for four months.
Nugent suffered a broken chin, broken jaw, split lower gum, and all his lower teeth were displaced and part of his lower jaw dislodged.
The CCC will seek to establish the facts surrounding the incident and quickly identify who was responsible.
The finger stuck in his mouth must have been massive for this to happen
This happened last Sunday also. Wheres Anthony Tohill when you need him?
It must have been a sly dig from round the corner or a head butt to cause that much damage.
The big man who did it wants fucking(metophorically speaking)
Not necessarily. I’ve heard that if someone pulls your cheek the same kind of thing could happen.
Made shite of his face, to do that much damage takes fair doing. Horrible fucking act. To think of all the column inches wasted in a finger in a mouth, and there’s this poor lil fucker wishing thats all that had happened him all week I bet. I hope they go to town on the fucker who did this to him.
Fellas who wear tracksuit bottoms/sweat pants/soft pants in the gym…
Man th fuck up!!!
Funboys.
Well said, shower of fancy dans 
Also fellas wearing tank tops to the gym and either speedos or a towel around them in the sauna areas. Gimps…
Blokes wearing jumpers tied losely around their necks. There is not a more poncy looking thing in the world.
:o
No love for a jauntily tied sweater
Blokes wearing jumpers tied losely around their necks. There is not a more poncy looking thing in the world.
Did he try to sell you his bike or what?