Things That Are Wrong

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An erroneous double post is all.

In the pub at lunchtime watching the first half of the Argie game and I had the misfortune to be sitting beside a pair of utter retards. It was a male and female who seemed to be work colleagues who came in to watch the game. The bloke was making pathetic efforts to impress the bird with his knowledge of football but it soon became clear he knew far less than she did. Firstly both let out loud yelps any time a tackle or shot went in. They both clapped and cheered loudly for both Argie goals, and for the South Korean goal. I also heard the following snippets of conversation:-

Bloke: “Is it Ji Sun Park or Sun Ji Park?”
Bird: “It’s Ji Sun”

Bloke: “I wonder how the Greece - Korea game went?” (which was on Saturday)
Bird: “2-0 Korea”

Bird: “How far out is the penalty spot?”
Bloke “eh it’s 6 or 7 yards”
Bird: "Really? That close? How far out is the box then?
Bloke: “12 yards. Yeah i think the penalty spot is 6 or 7 yards. Yeah definitely”.

This one of the problems with the world cup. Utter, utter retards suddenly take an interest in football and want to talk about it.

Has anyone else noticed that this World Cup is making a far bigger impact than other ones that Ireland weren’t in, like the last one for instance? Seems every ‘retard’ i(e women and radio djs) is going on about vuvuzelas and wanting France to lose. Might be the fact that the Thierry Henry handball controversy had such a far reaching appeal but definitely seems to be way more chat about it among the retard classes.

What has the Korean coach got to do with it?

was in the pub at lunchtime with a female colleague- decided we would watch the game- havent really been paying that much interest in the world cup to date but she isnt really into football so i was sharing my knowledge with her- anyway this billy no mates sat beside us & started earwigging into our conversation- it wouldnt have been too bad if he wasnt groaning anytime i said a football stat- some people are so rude

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Local Centra, sauage rolls cost 0.47c, special offer this week 4 for €2.

Trying to organise a holiday and one of the lads throwing a spanner in the works because his birthday is during the proposed holiday period. What a really tall queer.

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Thinly veiled my girlfriend wont let me go on holidays with the lads.

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Still going on lads holidays when your knocking on 30.

I don’t see what’s wrong with that Runt? At what age is one supposed to stop going on holiday with their mates?

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Bollocks, I’ll have turned 27 by September. It’s not a lads’ holiday for the record - there are birds invited. This is probably also considered wrong. Maybe I should just stay at home.

Neither of them are wrong clarkey. Do what makes you happy.

Middle aged lads going on a lads holiday - wrong
Bring the birds along - gay
Staying at home - sad

Getting excited about growing your own spuds - demented

Lads shorter that 5’ 9’’.

Oh it’s on.

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My name is ironic.