I was referring to a lady - the Delores in your example.
I believe Bandage may have worked with a lady before.
It’s like raaaaaaaain, on your wedding day…
Ah I thought twas the husband you knew. It’s not so bad so, you’d expect that out of a quare wan.
Liked Alanis in Weeds actually, has potential.
Doing my 4th shit of the day at 11.15am despite not drinking alcohol since the early hours of last Saturday morning. Shit diary is as follows: 7am, 8.25am, 10.10am, 11.15am.
Nurse, give this man 3.5ltrs of Alcohol, STAT.
You have a slow metabolism Bandage.
There is some seriously major shit going down in the Irish banking sector this morning.
- Strip clubs being closed after a large win in the casino.
- Being turned down to go eat a bunch of caramels by the unattractive lady spinning the roulette wheel in the aforementioned casino.
- Studying “the form” at roulette table.
- Conjecture that Bert and Ernie were homosexuals.
- The pixie haircut being back in vogue.
Tre-fucking-mendous shout 
One of these pixies was trying me for sausage last night. I said listen pixie, grow your hair and then we’ll talk.
We won’t talk.
Updated shitting sequence is now 7am, 8.25am, 10.10am, 11.15am, 2pm, 3.25pm.
The tally now stands at a worrying 6. I was also about to take a shit just after midday when something urgent cropped up and I ended up going out to lunch and holding it off until 2pm.
you inhaling the coffee bando?
Was on the throne myself there earlier on. Could hear a bit of commotion outside followed by a ‘Hello?’. It was the cleaner wanting to know if the jacks were free for a clean. She could have gathered they weren’t as my cubicle door was shut. I was self conscious about answering so I mumbled a ‘Yeah’ to which I heard an ‘Ok’ and then an exit.
WTF!! :rolleyes:
Take him to the Dungeon Dunph…
Ah here.
Dunph has slipped up badly this week.
We will need to start a corps of “Sig Police” like they have on Boards to remove “illegal” signatures.
That fucking terminal 2 ad that cost half a fucking million. What is the fucking point. Like you can choose which fucking terminal you can fly from.
The standard of banning around here has gone to shit in the bhoys absence