Things That Are Wrong

I do think it’s weather related all right. Gimps having to leave much earlier in the morning so bringing their shaving bags with them.

Just been informed by a collegeue on an earlier shift that a person in Tallaght couldnt make it to work down the Airton Road. Fuck sake they could have walked it. :rolleyes:

Ray Foley & JP’s charity singles

Smell my manhood.

FFS

We used to have a lad in the who shaved his head in the jacks at work every morning. Thankfully he left before he went postal worker on us.

Fuck this. I’m going to shave at my desk on Monday. I’m also getting a bucket to wash my balls in too, also at my desk.

Well said mate.

:pint:

Thought half of ye were crashing in Tallaght hotels for the last few days?

Not the lowlifes like me. We cant get rooms in the Plaza.

Shopping centres when hungover.

+1

That “urge to kill…rising” line from the simpsons comes to mind. Shop street in general is pretty irritating.

Here is a bit of advice for you young fellas, don’t go shopping with a woman unless the gun is put to your head, there is always a key fixture somewhere on a Sunday, if at all possible shop midweek before lunch time when the kids are still in school and use cash if possible and try to avoid small talk with shop assistants

The pots and pans protest outside the Dáil

Superb patriotism there. :clap: Roll on Tuesday.

People who are over/underprepared for the snow.

This chick walking down the road in front of me in high heels. Stumbled three times before eventually landing on her arse. Fucking stupidity of it. Its not like today is the first day of it.

At the other extreme then there was a few people walking down the street with ski poles. One bird had two of them and was walking along long like someone on an Antartic crossing in a strong headwind. Making absolutely no ground and people trying to get past her. Thick bitch.

A pair of shoes with a bit of grip is all you need.

Make your mind up.

:lol:

Lunchtimes without Home and Away. :frowning: :angry:

:lol:

I already did. A pair of shoes with a bit of grip