Hm. You sound underprepared for the snow and that’s wrong. You said so yourself.
No adequately prepared. I think you’ll find that is right
Putting in these things into posts to demonstrate an interesting fact.
[interesting fact] [/interesting fact]
Think a one with sarcasm may have been done a while back as well.
The sarcasm one you could understand because certain posters on here have serious problems with detecting it.
An interesting fact shouldn’t really need to be pointed out.
Just reading an article in the Wexford People about a lad that won €2.7m on the lotto recently. He ‘was always confident that the numbers would come up’ and he’ll ‘be spending the money wisely as it was hard got’.
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I had to ring a client regarding an urgent matter this morning while driving. Naturally I have my hands free, as its illegal to use a mobile in your hand while driving. The stupid cunt answers with “Hang on Fitzy, I’m driving, I’ll just put the hands free on”. He then proceeds to spend years putting this together and then syas “I’ll call you back”. He never calls me back of course, so his job has now been bumped and will deliver a day late.
FFS - why do people who have hands free sets or Blue tooth or the like not set them up and use them when they get in the car. As soon as I get in my car I set mine up, takes all of 10 seconds.
I keep seeing these cunts in very expensive cars with their hands up to their ear talking on the mobile. FFS, you can afford a $250k car, but you can’t afford a $50 hands free set.
And then of course I get one of them driving behind me with the phone up to their ear, shitting myself that they’ll tail end me. I had a women behind me the other day, talking on the phone in her hand, smoking a fag and applying lipstick. How do these people get driving licenses.
Cunts.
On the DART home today I came up with a clever plan to give myself some space. I boarded my DART and noted approaching Tara Street travelling northbound that I had two booths to choose from - one where there was a lady sitting with a couple of bags, and another one that was vacant. All other booths were occupied by 2 or more persons. Normally this is a straightforward decision - you go for the empty booth, but two factors interfered with my decision:
- I like to sit on the left hand side of the train in cooler weather as you’re less exposed to drafts when the doors open, due to the glass partition.
- I observed that the lady was readying her bags for departure. So I figured if I sat beside her then the next person on would take the empty booth, then she’d leave and I’d be left with a booth to myself. If I say on the booth on my own then there was a 50/50 chance that the next person in would sit beside me and I’d have a travelling companion for a high number of stops (working on the assumption that a recent boarder is likely to remain on the train longer than someone who was already on it).
Anyway I sat down beside the lady and was thrilled with my plan and made a mental note to post it up here as it’s similar to some of the toilet strategies espoused* on here in the past - take the least obvious seat in the hope that the 95% of idiots in this world are all thinking along the same lines and you outdo them.
What I failed to factor in, hence the “wrong” part of this sorry tale, was that a person getting off the train will of course leave their seat before the train stops and the new people get on. So the lady with bags got up as I predicted and I was grinning away to myself at Tara Street at my new found space. Then the first prick on sits beside me. I never thought of that and assumed he’d think this was a 2 person versus 1 person situation and sit by the other bloke. Fucking shit state of affairs.
I feel I haven’t explained this very well but it ruined my journey home and therefore was wrong.
- great word
they have moved you from the checkout to the delivery truck- well done mate
huh?
Just heard a bizarre reaction to somebody eating a moro bar in work there.
“A moro, oh my god, i haven’t had one of them in years, oh my god, no way”
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:lol:
Barmen doing meaningless tasks around the bar as opposed to serving customers. Drives me fucking mad.
Maybe ask them to serve you instead of posting about it up here might be a help?
:rolleyes:
Vindictive Mac.
Just trying to help farmer, that’s all.
Boom.
Gail Tilsley not getting killed in the tram crash.
Cher, 64, in a see through top.
You were warned
