bad bastard! Credit to Croppy is due though by the sounds of it 
Complete lies from Clarkey. It was the other way around.
As for Kev, I have no need to minus your posts - you’re the Idiot of the Year. Your title speaks for itself.
A disappointing retort. Inherently risky.
Farmer is clearly lying here.
As if I’d describe a lady as a “cracking bit of stuff”. That’s sexist which I hate.
Yes, plus you’re so smitten with your midlands based girlfriend that I don’t think you would even contemplate commenting on bikini shots of other ladies.
well the runt would definitley agree with that statement anyway, that you wouldnt describe a lady like that…
Other way around?
As in she was creaming herself over shots of you in a bikini? :unsure:
Hey, people don’t like what i say sometimes, i have no problem with that. But haven’t you won that title before farmer? And a host of IOTM awards?
‘We put decorations on the Christmas Tree for the weekend. It was great.’
A friend of mine’s response when I quizzed him about what he got up to on a trip to see his girlfriend before Christmas.
How does she feel about dinner dates?
Never IOTY Kev. Never anywhere near it.
I had 3 IOTMs, 2 of which were awarded when the website had only a few members.
:lol: :lol:
David Brent-esque from the Runt there…
Ya I can imagine them all scoffing afterwards “that guy from IT thought the cake was for him, what’s his name anyways?” “maybe someone should download him a gigabyte flavoured cake” etc
What kind of place even invites the IT freaks to nights out anyway?
Token invite, Runt?
That sounds more like something you’d say.
You clearly hold some meaning to it though, which surely think makes you the idiot.
Anyway, minus away if it keeps you happy.
I didn’t get an invite as such, I hacked into their email accounts to see where the party was and made my own way there
Friend: Well my ex deleted me off FB.
Clarkey: Tough break, mate, I guess it’s really all over. How’d you realise she’d deleted you?
Friend: Was going on her profile for a wank.
Clarkey: That’s shocking carry on farmer.