OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!!! There will be great craic on this thread yet as the 2 lads cut the shit out of each other and we all reap the rewards.
Clarkey going into the gutter here. I will not be following him.
This is despicable behaviour from Farmer. The Croppy will be fuming with him when he reads the text I just sent him.
Ah that’s remarkable Clarkey. I was having a hugh heinz with a lad before Christmas and he was telling me that this had actually happened to him.
No Appendage.
You asked your friend what happened to his ex off his Facebook. He told you the story and he also asked how you knew. YOU said YOU were going there for a wank.
farmer badly rattled here.
No, just clarifying a few things for readers.
farmer that’s ridiculous. In the extreme. I’ve no idea what prompted my acquaintance to explain how he knew his ex had deleted him but I can confirm that I have never gone there for an Allied Irish Bank.
Your defence tactic of deflecting attention is a bit disappointing.
Can someone clarify whether or not she is a nice bit of gear?
Waiting 30 minutes for an ambulance to arrive when the hospital is a 1 minute drive away 
I stumbled across a man panned out on the hallway of my apartment block having a serious seizure/fit last night. Fuck me I didn’t know how to react. At first I thought it was a heart-attack but he slowly seemed to repsond and acknowledge what I was saying to him. I thought the ambulance boys would never come. Jokers
you should have commandeered the nearest wheelbarrow and pushed him to the hospital
Yeah the thought of trying to lump into my car had passed through my mind but the fact that he weighted quite a bit and instructions coming from the 999 call were to stay put qnd wait for the ambulance.
How much cash was in his wallet?
You should have made him a mix tape while you were waiting for the ambulabce Phil.
or a mixed grill
Le grill???!!!
What to hell is that??!!
How did you stumble across him? Did you not see him lying there on the floor?
I actually nearly did stumble over him. I had my hands full taking out the rubbish from my apartment and I turned a corner down the back out of the building and there he was at my feet gasping for air in distress and twisting and turning all over the place.
Sounds like Farmer knocking one out to Croppy’s misses…
Was he ok in the end?
Appendage passing on my details to his recruiter sister-in-law.