British bookmakers returning an SP of 13/5 yesterday. Returns of 17/1 and 21/2 is surely around the corner.
Racing for change… :lol:
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Marca (acc to Sid Lowe) are reporting that 5 months ago, Jermaine Pennant left his Porsche at Zaragosa train station and forgot about it. The keys are on the front seat.
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Women holding up a whole town while trying to parallel park and then giving up even though Ryanair would easily land in there.
A friend of mine uses Veet to remove hair from his balls. I won’t name him but cesc4 bought some more Veet at the weekend and it came with a kind of two-sided brush implement that he hadn’t noticed/used before. He decided to apply the Veet and then use the brush to scrape off the hair but he apparently used the wrong and harsher side of the brush and he basically ripped off loads of skin from his scrotum and there was blood everywhere. He hasn’t been able to fondle himself or have intercourse since the weekend and was a doubt for our match tomorrow evening right up to his brave declaration of fitness late this afternoon.
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Holy Fuck! Wrong on so many levels :lol:
A sport where a viewer ringing in can disqualify a player, ridiculously wrong and not a sport.
If you would like Harrington to use a 9 iron dial 1
If you would like Harrington to a use a PW dial 2
Welcome to Padraig Harringtons Putting Challenge. I am Harrington. Now, choose a club. (Beep) You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep) Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep) You have entered “power drive”. Now, push seven eight seven to swing. (Beep beep beep)
Ball is in…parking lot. Would you like to play again? (Beep) You have selected, “No.”
One of the great episodes 
The police have tonight charged a different man with Joanna’s murder even though we all decided a couple of weeks ago that the landlord was guilty. Probably best to lock him up too just to be on the safe side what with that hair cut.
Barry Egan: Would you sleep with Brian Cowen if it meant that the IMF/EU loan would be wiped out?
Rozanna Purcell: No
It’s hard to imagine how that would work.
They can surely find something to lock him up on. Plant some drugs on him or something.
It’s only a matter of time before he starts the murdering, if he hasn’t already…
Is Donald Trump the key to Ireland’s financial future?
ClarkeyCat, the utter retard, has arranged for cleaners to come and do a job on the apartment at 8am tomorrow. So those of us that don’t leave for work until 8.50am will have to get up an hour earlier than usual. FFS.
Filthy Lazy Cunts.