Things That Are Wrong

I am led to believe that there are five people attending this dinner party, and the two birds you are guessing Jugs are not amongst them.

This is all very weird. Only video evidence of a four way can save Clarkey now.

Just off to bed now after a lovely evening. Night everyone.

Kev’s views on the old soccerball.

Fuckers from Junior clubs being picked for Senior Inter-County Championship…

I think the fact that Rocko has decided to suffer you has you thinking your opinions are valued here. You spoof on about games you never saw and you rate players on spurious image related associations.

I think its time you just got into some more Aussie sport and be done with it, Netball seems to be very popular.

Boxy - Whats wrong with that? Its not like small counties like your own can be that picky (no offence intended here). Cork have had veru successful Hurling and Football teams with plenty Junior Club players playing. If the guy is good enough it doesn’t matter a fuck where he’s from IMO.

The cunt from Nepal who just drove up the back of my car - FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS - second time this has happened in a couple of months. Fuck off you cunts, leave my fucking car alone.

im loving this spurious image related associations bit :lol: can you explain

your thoughts on soccerball fall into this thread title perfectly. as for rocko licking my e-hole at every opportunity in matters of the beautiful game, well patrons can make their mind up on that. its not great for the site really.

Seen as you have convinced yourself that I in fact live in Ballymagash, why would I be interested in Aussie sports? you’re a mess of contradictions, spoof and stupidness in fairness.

Elitist cunt.

Good job Leitrim have none of those so.

I love when KIB Man identifies his own faults in other posters.

Bart: Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.
Shelby: Why don’t you make me?
Bart: I don’t make trash, I burn it.
Shelby: Then I guess you’re a garbage man.
Bart: Well, I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.

Takes one to know one.

Yes, 3 times.

Morning in bed (x4)

Afternoon/evening on couch (x3)

How big is your spankbank Clarkey?

Not sure what you refer to? My willy or my nuts?

Willy - tiny.

Nuts - huge.

:blink:

The ol spankbank, the memory bank. Thought that was a common enough term?

Would it not be more commonly known as the wank bank?

youre some wanker clarkey

Back in Dublin after being away on business for a couple of days and there’s some smell of snatch in the apartment. What went on here last night, Clarkey?