I bet the ones that Bandage encountered on the train, where the munters, who get let out for the day and I bet they were wearing their medals for completing the mini marathon as if they had won gold at the olympics. 
Anyway the good news is that the mini marathon is over for another year so all these munters will go back into their boxes till next year. Bandage never mentioned tidy burds in cars so I don’t see why you brought them into it. :huh:
I think it’s only fair to share this with the forum.
ClarkeyCat remarked last Thursday evening that he had broken his number of wanks per day record the previous Saturday. His record in a 24 hour period now stands at 7 (SEVEN).
Farmer has asked me to take down my reply.
My reign as King of the Internet continues.
And by the way, by the way, I’m actually proud of the day of seven times. This should be in the Things That Are Right thread.
Was it seven different fellas you wanked Clarkey or was it just one special guy?
One very special guy.
Clarkey, what was your reply by the way?
Can’t say. Farmer has picked a fight with me on something else now cos he was so mad at me over my reply.
Check your texts.
You’re a liar Mr Lundegaard.
A stone cold liar.
You’re a fucking liar.
Meh
Congrats Clarkey, you must show me how it’s done when I’m back up. I never got past six in a day.
I was actually casually enjoying one on the couch that afternoon as I thought you’d left to join your buddy for the CL final, only for you to emerge from your room.
I’ve often started one on that couch before taking it to my room. Did you finish on the couch?
See, this is why I sit in the arm chair.
Clarkey has three birds round this evening. Two of them are sitting on the couch, I got picture message proof.
Who’s there Tinnion? He wouldn’t tell me.
What the fuck is Clarkey doing having birds in our apartment that he’s not trying to bang? Poofter.
What the fuck are birds doing in our apartment? Full stop.
I can guess two of them. Could the third be Ambrose in a dress?
It’s not who you think it is. I thought it was them too.
Dinner is over now apparently.