MBB figured it out. I don’t know what the rest of you are trying to prove.
twat
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Two things from mates over the last month that I meant to post here:
Mate 1:
Hadn’t seen him for a while so was greeted with ‘I have to show you these videos on my phone.’ Grand I thought until I realised that the videos were on random birds that he walked behind down the street or sat across from on the train. He even paused it when one of the birds legs come into view. ‘It’s great’ he said. ‘Just pretend that you are texting. They’ll never know.’ He saw absolutely nothing wrong with it either the sick fuck.
Mate 2:
Was actually just talking to him today and enquired about pinting later on. ‘No I can’t. I am off the beer for a while.’ Intrigued I questioned as to why and he said ‘I am on a diet, the Atkins diet actually.’ I was so flummoxed that I couldn’t even slag him and just said ‘Ok then’ and hung up.
Mate 1 is not a forum member
Mate 2 is a forum member and it’s not Bandage[/quote]
They’re both forum members. Anyway I heard you thought the videos were great.
[COLOR=“Gray”]fndfl;dnfdl;lsfnds
A few thngs from tv last night.
RAW: two blokes kissing. what the fcuk. very wrong.
on the upside next week it’s two birds kissing. Very right.
How low can you go.- that indian dude getting the chlamydia swab. Very wrong.
also the bird bernadette in it. wrong.
Johnny Drama not winning an emmy, wrong.
I’m all for dykes, but that Ronson is a fucking mess.
[quote=“fist_of_fury”]A few thngs from tv last night.
How low can you go.- that indian dude getting the chlamydia swab. Very wrong.
also the bird bernadette in it. wrong.[/quote]
the std one has already been delt with on here but how low can you go is gone to the dogs…the first series or two weren’t bad but it is so staged now it is beyond a joke…
Lohan looks filthy there.
You’d still climb all over her though…
Because she looks so filthy is why I would climb all over her…
Ah, I get ya, I took filthy to mean beaten up and down with the gee hanging out of her.
That Ronson slag is well over 30 I believe.
Some bloke in town today wearing a Man Utd tshirt and a Liverpool scarf.
Firstly wearing a scarf and a tshirt is wrong not to mention the obvious part.
that this thread has fallen back so far from the top. wrong wrong wrong!
Beth Ditto, fat cunt is cunting wrong.
heavy set women who wear tight pants/jeans where the excess comes out over the top of the pants or when they wear t-shirts/tops that are too tight and you can see where all their fat is sitting…
Collecting at the tills in Tesco.
I have my own bags, I dont fucking want you to pack them for me. I’ve already told you to get your skobie fucking hands away from the bag so why do you insist and putting stuff into the bag when I’m expertly packing it?
Wrong.
Tesco.Full Stop.
if you’re in a take away or a pub getting grub, and you have chips on your plate, and a bunch of mates turn up and sit down and just start picking at your food. fook off and leave me in peace and get your own food you scabby cunts