Things That Are Wrong

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The way my flatmate constantly makes the most noise out of any given situation. Closing the fridge? Why close it gently when you can slam it. Placing a spoon in the sink? Ah shur just throw it in there from two feet away ensuring a loud clang, don’t mind me. Let’s close this press door, oh I know, let’s just swing it unreasonably hard so it makes an unreasonably loud bang on closing.

Isn’t he a bouncer?

Used to live with a lad who would close ever door by slamming it. He was sound but seemed unfamiliar with the concept of using a door-handle. Drove me demented.

Yes. Was at least until the economy calved.

He’s taking his lack of work out on your kitchen area. I’m sure you flaunting your wealth by heading off to Ghent and Poland regularly doesn’t help his self confidence.

What else would you expect from an uneducated goon?

Doubt that’s it Mac, he drives a much more expensive car than me shur. Anyway, I don’t discuss my wayfaring to him very often. I come and I go.

You know what we say to bouncers who are out of line.

As worthy an effort as those listed.

How did he open doors then or did he have to wait for someone else to help him out?

I’m living with 3 of these cunts… Most are actually like this I find and just don’t think at all when it comes to others. Gentle door closers and all round quiet people around a house are few and far between . Being a light sleeper this kills me.

My house mates have also taken to booking slots on the tv but never letting you know until you want to watch something and then it’s ’ oh I’m watching this or that’… And it being my t.v

It came to a head tonight when I smashed the remote in bits off the wall and told them watch what you want. Not very mature I know but sometimes actions speak louder than words.

SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO :lol:

Was it you who was having trouble with your neighbours as well?

Chocolate Mice must have looked like some moron bursting the remote off the wall. Like something you would expect out of a 14 year old

Luckily I never had to house share with strangers. I really don’t think I could handle that. The worst I did was spend 2 months at mates girlfriends house, with two of her female friends. The whole experience turned me off women for a while.

Names written on butter tubs, going halves on a litre of milk etc

Indeed. That escalated recently but is being sorted. It’s safe to say I will be moving next year…

So you smash your remote control in front of your housemates and call the gardai on your neighbours? And yet you’re the one giving out about how difficult other people can be?

Probably but sometime rage just takes over… I’d piss in their ice tray but I tend to use it from time to time.