Things That Are Wrong

I’d be more of a water shower man myself

Are they similar to golden showers?

brilliant lads, brilliant

brilliant lads, brilliant.

So totti showers in shit and then only changes his shirt every 3 days :strokechin:

I have no shower at the moment. The boiler has been broken four days, tempted to go to a gym or check into a hotel or something just to have a nice shower. I stink.

Back in the day heading off for weekends and festivals around the country and crashing in the car when no other abode came available, we’d always have a swimming pool of some description scouted out in the locality for the three’s S’s in the morning should the need arise before heading off for more sauce. Good times.

Totti if you don’t sweat what do you need all the water pressure for.

To wash my hair and balls.

The French all stink anyway so don’t worry about it mate. I’d say your gaffe is one of those places where you’ve to pull a chain to flush the toilet, the Frogs love all that antiquated shit.

Went to a swimming pool and had a serious hot shower. And when i got back some bloke came and fixed the boiler. Huzzah!

People who use the phrase “Huzzah”.

When the high point of someones Christmas is eating a slice of ham on Christmas Eve

Fairytale of New York @ Christmas.

This is easily my most hated ‘Christmas’ song.

Ah For Fucks Sake. You are surely one of the greatest cunts to raise a pair of underpants onto their hips.

Go fuck yourself Gola, you piece of shit.

This is thoroughly entertaining.

Chris Whelpdale of Gillingham suffers a split scrotum after a tackle yesterday.

+1

Oh good god …

sinead o connor.