Things That Are Wrong

[quote=“therock67”]People who say x%, where x>100.

Fucking loads of it in the Apprentice, started off at 101, then 110, then 120 and then Brenda started waffling about 150 but had calmed back down to 100 by the time she won.

Even Bill the stupid fuck asked Orla if she gave 120%. I’d have laughed in the thick cunt’s face if he asked me a question like that.[/quote]

Bang on the money.

Myself and the lads were talking about that earlier.

‘I always give 150%.’

I gave 120% and I couldn’t have done any more.’

Fook off geebags.

Trevor Sargeant’s hair.

[quote=“therock67”]People who say x%, where x>100.

Fucking loads of it in the Apprentice, started off at 101, then 110, then 120 and then Brenda started waffling about 150 but had calmed back down to 100 by the time she won.

Even Bill the stupid fuck asked Orla if she gave 120%. I’d have laughed in the thick cunt’s face if he asked me a question like that.[/quote]

Excellent shout Rocko. These stupid cunts are supposed to be shit hot entrepreneurs, the country’s future and they can’t even get to grips with foundation maths

ladyboys .

Fella that breathe loudly. Fella moved desks beside me yesterday, he’s making a complete racket this morning, if he was a bull he’d be put down.

Oh, he has a coffee now, slurping it…

[quote=“Clareman”]Fella that breathe loudly. Fella moved desks beside me yesterday, he’s making a complete racket this morning, if he was a bull he’d be put down.

Oh, he has a coffee now, slurping it…[/quote]

what til he starts sniffling, and the temptation to roar at him ‘use a fooking tissue and blow your nose ya dirty coont’.

Cheers gman. He’s finished the coffee now, he’s rotating between sitting with his mouth open, breathing in through his mouth and out through his nose with a few breaks thrown in, he’s also breathing in through his nose and he needs to blow it cause it sounds like a sticking valve up there.

See how he sounds with a broken nsoe

[quote=“Clareman”]Cheers gman. He’s finished the coffee now, he’s rotating between sitting with his mouth open, breathing in through his mouth and out through his nose with a few breaks thrown in, he’s also breathing in through his nose and he needs to blow it cause it sounds like a sticking valve up there.

See how he sounds with a broken nsoe[/quote]

Keep us updated on this one Clareman.

This could turn nasty.

If anything does happen you might want to come back on here and delete these posts.

No excuse for that. None.

The cunt deserves a smack.

He was on the phone and he was breathing normally, he’s calmed down a bit now, seems to be more like a noisey dog sleeping by the fire, with teh odd snort through his nose every once in a while, annoying it is

That heavy breathing thing is ridiculously annoying alright.

Is he overweight?

These are two TV memories from a while back but both are really, really wrong.

Anyone remember the TV show that Caroline Morahan presented when she came on the scene first – The Fame Game. Well it constitiuted three people competing for a prize to meet a celebrity of their choice. Of course it has since been revealed that it was all a sham and that the person who won was always going to win and that the competition was a fraud.

Anyway one part of the show featured a person who shared a name with a famous person and the contestants had a 20 questions type scenario to try to figure out who they were. It showed their passport at the end showing the name – for instance one guy was called John F Kennedy.

Anyway this young girl took the stage sharing her name with someone famous. A few questions were thrown back and forth before one stupid bitch asks ‘Are you Pink (as in the singer)?’. Now I am not an expert on Pink or anything but I don’t think that is her name nor does she have a surname. The young girl was visibly shocked and said ‘no’ – to which the stupid bitch replied ‘Oh sorry that was a stupid question’. I don’t know if she was deliberately throwing it or not but she looked quare stupid.

Another memory featured a bloke phoning a friend on the Irish Millionaire asking him what ‘Jousting’ meant. He listed the options and the friend takes a couple of seconds and says ‘I think the answer is jousting!’. The bloke says that jousting was the word he was trying to find the meaning of to which there was another pause and the friend says ;I know – I still think the answer is jousting though!’. The bloke clearly fuming just said ‘FORGET IT’.

Gas stuff!

[quote=“farmerinthecity”]

Another memory featured a bloke phoning a friend on the Irish Millionaire asking him what Jousting meant. He listed the options and the friend takes a couple of seconds and says I think the answer is jousting!. The bloke says that jousting was the word he was trying to find the meaning of to which there was another pause and the friend says ;I know I still think the answer is jousting though!. The bloke clearly fuming just said FORGET IT.

Gas stuff![/quote]

Ha, ha I remeber that. Classic stuff.

A conversation on the Apprentice last night in relation to hiring a big celebrity for a charity thing went:

“We need to start at the top, try the really really famous people first and then work our way down”

“Ok, we should try one of the Corrs”.

No really over weight, big bloke though, from the North, he’s back after breakfast now and he’s just breathing through his mouth again with the odd blow through the nose, I’m going to kill the fucker

Now the fucker is trying to decide which ring type and volume would suit his phone, I’m getting close to slapping him across the head with a keyboard like in Wanted

[quote=“The Runt”]Ha, ha I remeber that. Classic stuff.

A conversation on the Apprentice last night in relation to hiring a big celebrity for a charity thing went:

“We need to start at the top, try the really really famous people first and then work our way down”

“Ok, we should try one of the Corrs”.[/quote]

That was funny and wrong. Then when the other team were looking for their celeb to attend the Temple Street Hospital Ball:

‘What celebrities have worked with the hospital before?’

‘Roy Keane’s one.’

‘Ray Shah too.’

Ray fooking Shah. What the fook.

People tapping their feet in work.

Guy next to me is like he’s running a race here

lads who moan like bitches for hours about the lad who sits next to them at work. :mad: