ok dame street, indiscriminately and quays.
happy now you cunt:)
I didn’t want to be the one to make the first move. For all i knew ye could’ve been posing as tfk members in order to prey on young meat.
[quote=“fenwaypark”]ok dame street, indiscriminately and quays.
happy now you cunt:)[/quote]
You missed an “of” instead of an “on”
And the “s” at the end of Georges street.
Well done otherwise, ye stain 
[quote=“fenwaypark”]jumping in to a cab and asking to be taken to x location (palace on camden street, smithfield and the like) and cabbie says will you give me directions. that really does my nut. i will always hop out of the cab at that point.
jumped into a cab on manor street the other night and asked to be taken to the palace on camden street. instead on taking the usual up christchurch route, he heads down along the keys, up to damn street to take the turn onto george street.
he then realises u cant take right onto george street. at that stage i thought what a cunt to myself and jumped out of the cab.
well pissed off.
to other things that are wrong.
- slaint on a pool table
- hurling in the winter
- the winter vomiting bug
- the way price of beer goes up indiscriminatly after certain times
- pint of guiness with bubbles at the top.
- women that fart[/quote]
On point no. 2 I think you added in the “in the winter” bit by mistake & it seems you forgot a word before hurling
[quote=“Mac”]You missed an “of” instead of an “on”
And the “s” at the end of Georges street.
Well done otherwise, ye stain :D[/quote]
The temperature here yesterday evening was -9. MINUS FUCKING NINE DEGREES CELSIUS.
I was waiting for the missus after a match and I had 4 layers on and I was still freezing. Any part of you not covered feels like it’ll fall off. Never knew your eyeballs could get cold.
Two funboys walking along Nassau St holding hands earlier. Keep your bumming activities out of the public domain please gentlemen.
My receipt from Eddie Rockets in the early hours of this morning:-
Chicken Burger 7.15
Chips 3.65
Coke 2.65
Total 13.45
How the fook can a burger, chips and a coke cost 13 fooking 45. Obviously being steaming drunk at the time i didn’t give a shit but now it’s pissing me off. In future i’ll have to be unpatriotic and head to the north to purchase late night takeaways.
[quote=“Jugs”]My receipt from Eddie Rockets in the early hours of this morning:-
Chicken Burger 7.15
Chips 3.65
Coke 2.65
Total 13.45
How the fook can a burger, chips and a coke cost 13 fooking 45. Obviously being steaming drunk at the time i didn’t give a shit but now it’s pissing me off. In future i’ll have to be unpatriotic and head to the north to purchase late night takeaways.[/quote]
Don’t they add an extra 10% as well after midnight or 11pm or something?
The chicken burgers in Ted Rocket’s aren’t even very nice to be honest. I wouldn’t be a massive fan anyway.
I generally like the chicken burgers although the odd time they can resemble a rubber boot.
Think there is some kind of ridiculous late night charge, as if they weren’t raping us enough already.
your first mistake there was going to eddie rockets for ur good jugs in sayin that i presume it was place with smallest queue… eating after feed of beer is cheating… or maybe if id gone chipper last nite id be alive today
Are you drunk or have you just recently learned to write? That made less sense than puke at his best.
Unless I have some bint in tow (birds seem to love Rocket’s for some reason), I’ll usually go to Charlies for an oul curry chips and that’d be it.
You seem to be a serious ‘man for the women’ sledgehammer. I’d say two out of every three posts you make here mentions something about you being with a young one. How many different cock receptacles have you had it off with this year?
Surprised farmer hasnt pulled him up on it. I mentioned one escapade and he hasnt let me forget it
probably was still drunk even though id drivin home from dublin…
People slowing down completely going over the relatively flat speed bumps.
Fair enough slowing to a standstill on those little sharp ones but no need to crawl over the large flat ones.
Think your suspension should be able to handle it.
People who hav’nt got their shit together by the time they get to the front of the queue. Applys equally to women at ATMs and european types in tesco/aldi etc. What the fuck have you been doing for the last ten fucking minutes!
People who say x%, where x>100.
Fucking loads of it in the Apprentice, started off at 101, then 110, then 120 and then Brenda started waffling about 150 but had calmed back down to 100 by the time she won.
Even Bill the stupid fuck asked Orla if she gave 120%. I’d have laughed in the thick cunt’s face if he asked me a question like that.