Things That Are Wrong

Didnt see that.

Being shown one of those laughing baby videos on youtube by a bird, and having to pretend you like it because the bird is hot.

Why would anybody want to watch them?

I’m 26, I have a brother thats older than Stephen Irelands oul lad - that just seems wrong somehow

Sounds like the ‘I finally have to accept there’s no chance of me ever playing in the premiership’ feeling. It is hard.

[quote=“Bandage”]Jugs’ ‘I Am The World’s Greatest Son Because!’ mug that’s sitting on the coffee table in front me.

Apparently it’s because, and I quote from the mug:

  • I am kind, thoughtful and show tremendous respect towards other members of my family. In fact, I’m just about perfect.
  • I am a little treasure.
  • I am a little ray of sunshine.
  • I am totally brilliant.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fun boy actually using the mug or his auld wan buying it to begin with.

Wrong.[/quote]

Just because your mother didn’t deem you worthy of such a gift.

Does you mother have your best son in the world coffin bought?

Your mother’s deemed me worthy of much better gifts…:wink:

Why, are you planning to sit on me sometime soon?

No.

Then why would i need a coffin?

http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/coffin.jpg

Sledgehammer and his male housemate taking turns in cooking dinner for two.

irish civil servants who get a half days leave annually for Christmas shopping.
very wrong

[quote=“HBV*”]irish civil servants who get a half days leave annually for Christmas shopping.
very wrong[/quote]

Up until recently they used to get a half day Friday in order to go off an cash their paychecks. When they changed to paying directly into their accounts they still were entitled to it. Don’t know if that’s changed now but very, very wrong!

[quote=“HBV*”]irish civil servants who get a half days leave annually for Christmas shopping.
very wrong[/quote]

Sounds like ye’ve been listening to the sindo columnists a bit too much lads. Stories of civil servants riding to work on golden carriages towed by flamingos, imported specially in hot air balloons woven from silk.

A (male) friend of mine is taking a day off work this week purely to do Christmas shopping.

Very very wrong.

sounds a little far fecthed to say the least -up until recently?not a chance

While taking a dump at the Xmas party on Friday night one of my French (and most likely gay) colleagues jumped up on the toilet in the cubicle beside me and try to peer in over the top at me taking a dump. Is there a level above wrong that this could sit on?

“Illegal”, I think it’s called.

That’s just sick.