nightclubs charging between 20 and 30 euro for stephens night and new years… not like there not going to make the money on all the alcohol that will be bought that night anyway
Nice pants.
Great strike from the prince
[quote=“artfoley”]far from it sledge
some departments could indeed with swingeing cuts not least the branch of the civil service which is costing the most per head employed: the houses of the oireachtas
for example each TD gets a clerical officer to work in their office whilst at the same time getting 99k to pay a secretary normally one of their relatives. now multiply that by 164 and add on what the senators get and you have a handy saving of an amount that would pay for the cancer vaccine[/quote]
you are correct, but it would be a good starting point and a nice gesture if our civil servants refused to take their half days shopping leave, theres 14.7m right there towards the vaccine and im sure it would be relatively painless for all to give.
What you think?
Going to an Xmas party for all the residents in an apartment block and some cunt feeling the need to perform magic tricks at it.
The first part of the that is wrong.
Was the magician a small bloke with an English accent and an Italian name by any chance? If so I know him.
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]The first part of the that is wrong.
Was the magician a small bloke with an English accent and an Italian name by any chance? If so I know him.[/quote]
Nope, typical southsider type of bloke. Why is it wrong to go and meet neighbours for a few drinks farmer? Or should we all just live in isolation and try not to meet new people. Plus there’s 2 hot women living next door so it was a chance to see them properly.
Ah - maybe I was a bit harsh. No harm I suppose - just never heard of it happening before.
Got this email yesterday from a client
hI,
PLEASE FIND ATTACHED.
M
ps JUST NOTICED THE CAP LOCK
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Got this email yesterday from a client
hI,
PLEASE FIND ATTACHED.
M
ps JUST NOTICED THE CAP LOCK[/quote]
Quality.
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Got this email yesterday from a client
hI,
PLEASE FIND ATTACHED.
M
ps JUST NOTICED THE CAP LOCK[/quote]
That’s gas.
Not sure where to put this so I’ll put it here.
Just heard this conversation from two work colleagues that appear to be under stress:
‘That looks like Jesus’ comment’
‘Who’s Jesus?’
‘Kevin’s boss in the UK’.
Then they just carried on without any further reference to it.
Jesus is a common name in the Spanish speaking world but I suppose the wrong part about it must be that they got the pronunciation totally wrong.
I was going to invite the birds next door to me to a party but I was too nervous, plus they aren’t great looking
This is Wrong-
[SIZE=“3”]Burger King body spray[/SIZE]
Still can’t think what to get him for Christmas? Socks don’t seem to cut it any more? Fret no longer because Burger King is here to help.
The mass purveyor of grilled meat is offering, for a limited time, something even better than their usual piles of beef patties. This week, American men were given the chance to smell like their favourite meat snack with the launch of Flame, Burger King’s contribution to the perfume market.
The company describes Flame as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat”.
Astonishingly, this elixir costs a mere $3.99 (2.65). By contrast, one of its competitors, Chanel No 5, for example, costs more than $80.
Flame, a body spray for men, was launched this week online and in a selection of US stores, the list of which can be found on the perfume’s website, which is named, appropriately, firemeetsdesire.com.
There, prospective buyers are greeted with what sounds like a melange of Barry White music and an interactive spray can which does not, disappointingly, emit a ray of French fries but morphs into a photograph of scented candles.
Burger King - or “the King” as the company’s website refers to it - is not the only celebrity perfume on the market this Christmas.
Kate Moss, for one, will no doubt be putting up a stern fight with her Velvet Hour scent. But the model will surely struggle against a fragrance that has such a noble history: “The Whopper sandwich is America’s favourite burger,” the website boasts.
“Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold … now you can set the mood for whatever you’re in the mood for.” As long as that mood involves meat, presumably.
The annoying fuckwit in my course who spent all of last night and this morning cramming only to find out he was studying for the wrong exam…Thick Cunt…
Christ almighty.
I tell you something farmer this lad has to be seen to be believed…A walking idiot…He has around 100% attendance yet has scraped through to fourth year by the skin of his teeth…He will be lucky to get a pass degree…
plenty of them down in UL puke. Up in UCC its the opposite, fellas with 0% attendance getting honours.
Im not sure which is worse
No this lad is out there on his own dan…I could write a book on some of the shit he has come out with and some of the ball hops he has fallen for…
Is ‘ball hop’ the most stupid term ever?
Discuss.