Things That Are Wrong

[quote=“Bandage”]One of the lads drinking pint bottles of ‘McArdles’ in the pub yesterday.

What the fook.[/quote]

Tis an ale/beer Bandage…It is big up the north I believe…

Presume it tastes like shit as it certainly looks shit

McArdles Ale is a fine drink. It’s big up the Louth/Monaghan way alright. Wouldn’t drink it in a pub but have had the odd can of it over the years, good stuff. Like Newcastle Brown Ale as well, very sweet taste off it, sugary almost. Ale is good substitute for Guinness if you’re in a packed pub late at night and couldn’t be arsed waiting five minutes to have your Guinness topped up.

Someone saying that drinking McArdles in a pub is wrong is wrong. Christ!

[quote=“The Puke”]Tut tut tut lads…I have never made the claim that I study law …Bandage somehow came to that conclusion…God only knows how…and I said I would leave him off with it

All I will say my degree is in the science and engineering department and I shall say no more[/quote]

science and engineering department in ul that really narrows it down but ill take a guess by saying you probably spend alot of time in the b2 block or the a1 block of main building

At the end of the weather forecast after 6 one news the other day.

“Our next weather forecast is after the nine o’clock news bulletin so I’ll see you then.”

Wrong dickhead. I didn’t watch the 9 o’clock news.

[quote=“therock67”]At the end of the weather forecast after 6 one news the other day.

“Our next weather forecast is after the nine o’clock news bulletin so I’ll see you then.”

Wrong dickhead. I didn’t watch the 9 o’clock news.[/quote]

That’s something that annoies me as well, why is it the Weather Forecast when they spend most of it going over what the weather was like during the day? Not only do I know what the weather was like, but it’s a FORECAST not a REVIEW/RECAP

Celebrity Big Brother…Turned it on for a couple of minutes, didn’t recognise too many of them apart from Mini me and Mchelle Heaton

Might as well throw up a pic as I am at it

http://hollywoodtuna.com/images/michelle_heaton_lingerie_small.jpg

Dirty hoor.

Coolio of Gangsters Paradise fame is also in it…Oh how the mighty have fallen

Power and the money
Money and the power
Minute after minute
Hour after hour

That was some tune back in the day…Without googling it: What film was it used in?

Michelle Pffffeeeiiiiffffeeerrrr was in it.

Dangerous Minds?

Indeed and it was…Oh the memories

Was in Flannerys last night and went for food with a couple of random birds afterwards. Sitting in the takeaway with the bright lights on i noticed one of them had a hairy chin. A hairy fooking chin! A handful of wispy hairs hanging off her chin. They weren’t black now, more neutral colour, but still a hairy fooking chin! uugh! Can’t recall events beforehand but don’t think i scored her.

That’s extremely wrong Jugs. There is this bird I know, a friend of a friend, who apparently is into me, but she also has facial hair, both a moustache and a beard in this case. She’s a nice girl, but there is no way I am going near her. Imagine getting beard rash off a bird. Very, very wrong.

[quote=“The Puke”]Celebrity Big Brother…Turned it on for a couple of minutes, didn’t recognise too many of them apart from Mini me and Mchelle Heaton

Might as well throw up a pic as I am at it

http://hollywoodtuna.com/images/michelle_heaton_lingerie_small.jpg[/quote]

The fact that Lucy Pinder’s enormous mammaries are going to be paraded on this show daily gives the whole thing a certain amount of rightness in my eyes.

dog shit on the footpath, im sick to the fucking back teeth of this round my way, its everyfucking where!
2009 will be the year i take up shitting on footpaths outside the houses of dog owners on my street.
bastards!

Blokes celebrating other bloke’s birthdays.

Blokes who drink with the same blokes every weekend of the year and don’t have enough friends to only see some occasionally

No problem with meeting up with mates that you don’t see often but why do it on a birthday?

Why not just send an email to them or a text?

How does it work? About 20 of you know that it is Sledge’s birthday and only go out then?

Wrong.