Great decision to appoint Chocolatemice as Chief Physical Conditioning and Dietary Consultant to TFKFC.
Money well spent
50 inch waist :o :o :o
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How else are you gonna whack off to it later??
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Definitely something up there buddy-probably a harmless enough kidney or prostate problem or possibly cancer but best to get it checked out with a medical professional. It would be a quick and straightforward exam and, while it will be slighly awkward when your GP is fingering your bum, it would put your mind at ease which would be worth it.
[/quote]I think he’d rather tfk did it, from what he has said.
If you were to have any member of TFK stick their finger up your bum, who would it be and why?
It has been revealed that Beyonce’s rendition of the US national anthem at Barack Obama’s inauguration yesterday was mimed.
I think we need a seperate thread for Chavez entitled ‘Things’
Yeah, it had gotten to the stage where I wasn’t as agile as I used to be and my goalkeeping displays for TFK AFC weren’t up to scratch.
Fair play to you for shifting the weight pal. Chocolate Mice is some man in fairness.
Bandage do you remember this time you played in goal for tfk - back in the early days.
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Not since I began following the ChocolateMice Diet & Nutrition regime.
Ah that’s from years ago before he put on the weight.
Thinking Venus Williams is a bit of alright in the iPhone ad.
Woke up at 5.30am this morning dying for a piss. Took the advice of holding out and trying not to let this become routine but kept waking up every 15 minutes between then and actually getting up at 7.30am and now I’m very, very tired. :mad:
No mate you made a balls of it. The advice was to go back to bed and piss away there-try that for the next few nights and let us know how you get on.
Bandage, have you an en suite or do you have to make a trek downstairs to go for a leak
Bandage, I think a potty is all that’s required here.
Don’t have an en suite but there is no stairs involved in the trek to the bathroom. It’s around the corner from my room on the corridor just across from Jugs’ room and before ClarkeyCat’s room.