Seems appropriate, no? Wankers and arseholes.
[FONT=Segoe UI]If I didn’t want to fly at 4am then I wouldn’t choose to fly at 4am. It is not as if Aer Lingus don’t have early times either. I’m not 100% sure but I’d be confident that Aer Lingus’s and Ryanair’s departure times are often very very similar to the same city. [/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI]Again, I don’t understand people moaning about the airports being 40 miles away or whatever. Only a proper simpleton would book a flight to Paris Beauvais and think the Eiffel Tower was 10 minutes away. If I see a flight being advertised as Frankfurt Hahn, I as a smart consumer is clever enough to understand that the flight is into Hahn and I would face a bus connection to Frankfurt. I would consider all these factors, the costs, the total journey time etc and then make my own decision and not moan about it. Normally, I have only ever flown into those type of remote airports when I’ve had an excellent tax free price from Ryanair and I am happy enough to spend a hour on a bus when I arrive. Otherwise, I may well choose to fly with Aer Lingus and pay the extra for the convenience of landing in a location closer to my city of choice. [/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI]There are some annoying quirks to put up with on a Ryanair flight, but I don’t think Aer Lingus are all that different for a service perspective. Trolley Dollies going up and down the aisle trying to sell you food, drinks, duty free, etc on both airlines. [/FONT]
I just think all this Ryanair bashing in Ireland is a product of so many Irish people having a ridiculous sense of entitlement to everything in life. The only entitlement I feel is that (so long as I obey the rules ) Ryanair get me from A to B in the time that is specified on my ticket.
That joke about ‘Michael O’Leary goes into a bar’ that was doing the rounds on facebook recently was utter bolloxs. Some amount of cunts getting all giddy by liking and commenting on it.
Ryanair are great for keeping one supplied with beer, even if it is a rip-off. I always find the staff friendly enough. It’s the passengers who act like pigs. In the circumstances, the air hosts and hostesses are a picture of restraint. The last flight I was on, I was sitting beside a couple, around my age. The lad was watching a movie or something on his laptop with headphones on. As we were coming in to Dublin to land, they announced to put your seat up, turn off electronic equipment etc. Your man does nothing. The air hostess comes down and leans over to him and nicely asks him to turn off his laptop. The ignorant cunt just stares at her, headphones still on. She asks him twice more. Nothing. Then asks if he could take off his headphones. Eventually he does and he complies. Thing was, we’d a bit of chit-chat when we landed and were getting ready to disembark. He seemed alright, but was content to act the conforntational cunt because it was a Ryanair staff member.
True story.
[quote=“Phil Leotardo, post: 760444, member: 197”][FONT=Segoe UI]If I didn’t want to fly at 4am then I wouldn’t choose to fly at 4am. It is not as if Aer Lingus don’t have early times either. I’m not 100% sure but I’d be confident that Aer Lingus’s and Ryanair’s departure times are often very very similar to the same city. [/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI]Again, I don’t understand people moaning about the airports being 40 miles away or whatever. Only a proper simpleton would book a flight to Paris Beauvais and think the Eiffel Tower was 10 minutes away. If I see a flight being advertised as Frankfurt Hahn, I as a smart consumer is clever enough to understand that the flight is into Hahn and I would face a bus connection to Frankfurt. I would consider all these factors, the costs, the total journey time etc and then make my own decision and not moan about it. Normally, I have only ever flown into those type of remote airports when I’ve had an excellent tax free price from Ryanair and I am happy enough to spend a hour on a bus when I arrive. Otherwise, I may well choose to fly with Aer Lingus and pay the extra for the convenience of landing in a location closer to my city of choice. [/FONT]
[FONT=Segoe UI]There are some annoying quirks to put up with on a Ryanair flight, but I don’t think Aer Lingus are all that different for a service perspective. Trolley Dollies going up and down the aisle trying to sell you food, drinks, duty free, etc on both airlines. [/FONT]
I just think all this Ryanair bashing in Ireland is a product of so many Irish people having a ridiculous sense of entitlement to everything in life. The only entitlement I feel is that (so long as I obey the rules ) Ryanair get me from A to B in the time that is specified on my ticket.
That joke about ‘Michael O’Leary goes into a bar’ that was doing the rounds on facebook recently was utter bolloxs. Some amount of cunts getting all giddy by liking and commenting on it.[/quote]
What was the joke Phil?
[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 760452, member: 129”]Ryanair are great for keeping one supplied with beer, even if it is a rip-off. I always find the staff friendly enough. It’s the passengers who act like pigs. In the circumstances, the air hosts and hostesses are a picture of restraint. The last flight I was on, I was sitting beside a couple, around my age. The lad was watching a movie or something on his laptop with headphones on. As we were coming in to Dublin to land, they announced to put your seat up, turn off electronic equipment etc. Your man does nothing. The air hostess comes down and leans over to him and nicely asks him to turn off his laptop. The ignorant cunt just stares at her, headphones still on. She asks him twice more. Nothing. Then asks if he could take off his headphones. Eventually he does and he complies. Thing was, we’d a bit of chit-chat when we landed and were getting ready to disembark. He seemed alright, but was content to act the conforntational cunt because it was a Ryanair staff member.
True story.[/quote]
I would have rang ahead to the airport police on the cunt.
But spot on Thraw. That is definitely the biggest draw-back of flying Ryanair - people who are either panicking or people with a grudge.
I never get on a Ryanair without my headphones in and a book in my hand. It helps block out the idiots all around me.
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, Michael O’Leary went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, “That will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary.”
Somewhat taken aback, O’Leary replied, “That’s very cheap,” and handed over his money.
“Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition”, said the barman. “And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland”
“That is remarkable value” Michael comments
“I see you don’t seem to have a glass, so you’ll probably need one of ours.
That will be 3 euro please.”
O’Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
“Ah, you want to sit down?” said the barman. “That’ll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro.”
“I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please”
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can’t squeeze in he complains “Nobody would fit in that little frame”.
“I’m afraid if you can’t fit in the frame you’ll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir”
O’Leary swore to himself, but paid up. “I see that you have brought your laptop with you” added the barman. “And since that wasn’t pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro.”
O’Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, “This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager”.
“Ah, I see you want to use the counter,” says the barman, “that will be 2 euro please.” O’Leary’s face was red with rage.
“Do you know who I am?”
“Of course I do Mr. O’Leary,”
“I’ve had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!”
“Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second”
“I will never use this bar again”
“OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro”.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[quote=“Phil Leotardo, post: 760444, member: 197”]
I just think all this Ryanair bashing in Ireland is a product of so many Irish people having a ridiculous sense of entitlement to everything in life. The only entitlement I feel is that (so long as I obey the rules ) Ryanair get me from A to B in the time that is specified on my ticket.
That joke about ‘Michael O’Leary goes into a bar’ that was doing the rounds on facebook recently was utter bolloxs. Some amount of cunts getting all giddy by liking and commenting on it.[/quote]
That’s a fucking awful joke.
And inaccurate in its satirical aims as I don’t think you can email Ryanair, you can only fax or snail mail them.
[quote=“Phil Leotardo, post: 760458, member: 197”][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, Michael O’Leary went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, “That will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary.” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]Somewhat taken aback, O’Leary replied, “That’s very cheap,” and handed over his money. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition”, said the barman. “And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“That is remarkable value” Michael comments [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“I see you don’t seem to have a glass, so you’ll probably need one of ours. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]That will be 3 euro please.” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]O’Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Ah, you want to sit down?” said the barman. “That’ll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro.” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can’t squeeze in he complains “Nobody would fit in that little frame”. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“I’m afraid if you can’t fit in the frame you’ll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]O’Leary swore to himself, but paid up. “I see that you have brought your laptop with you” added the barman. “And since that wasn’t pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro.” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]O’Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, “This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager”. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Ah, I see you want to use the counter,” says the barman, “that will be 2 euro please.” O’Leary’s face was red with rage. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Do you know who I am?” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Of course I do Mr. O’Leary,” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“I’ve had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“I will never use this bar again” [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana]“OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro”.[/FONT][/SIZE][/quote]
:D:D:D:clap:
What kind of gimp wears a full suit to a wedding in Malta during the summer. Leave the jacket at home FFS and wear a decent pair of trousers that you can neatly store in your hand luggage thus avoiding unnecessary cost.
Idiots posing in the mirror at the gym after each bicep curl. Gobshites.
That’s what I planned on doing but I’ve been told that the male attendees are to wear suits so stick that up your hole Mac you miserable cunt.
What sort of cunt has his wedding in Malta and then expects his guests to stew in their own sweat for the day.
Who’s the bridezilla Horsebox? Wedding in Malta and demanding men wear suits… God help the groom.
Friend of the missus-I am not happy with many aspects of this situation mate.
The kind of cunt that has their wedding in Malta in the first place mate.
A Malteser. Or Denis O’Brien.
The new Tayto chocolate bar.
The dirty evil bastards…
The overuse of the word “simpleton” on this forum.
Your missus is playing you for a fool mate. The only lads in jackets will be the groom and his groomsmen. The rest of yez may as well just leave em in the hotel room. If they expect you to fork out a fair wedge just to be with them in Malta for the day they can’t be setting our rules like that. Make a stand mate, grow a pair.