Things That Are Wrong

Fair play to you Fagan, the old reliable adage still holds true…“On your darkest morn’ put on your good suit”…
Applicable when facing Court proceedings that couldn’t be smoothed over with a sly donation to the “Dress dance fund”. You ought to get a “Fáinne” for the lapel of the suit coat, it would embellish the whole job…
You’re still alive anyway which is a start. Carry on.:clap:

Having your head smashed off a goalpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S6KUlMlUOQ

FF & FG fighting it out to lure Kenny Egan as a local election candidate

The winner will surely be whoever loses out in capturing this numpty.

Did you see our auld buddy is going for the council in Dublin?

Who is this?

I see a familiar face from west Cork going for council alright.

Tweet from Liz Reddy WLR FM News

@LilyReddy: George Foreman Grill taken in robbery in Templars Hall on Mon & last night another burglary TV stolen & 2 cartons of soup taken from fridge.

[quote=“the mixer walsh, post: 898796, member: 245”]Tweet from Liz Reddy WLR FM News

@LilyReddy: George Foreman Grill taken in robbery in Templars Hall on Mon & last night another burglary TV stolen & 2 cartons of soup taken from fridge.[/quote]

Must be someone making a TV dinner

Or haute cuisine as its called in kilkenny

yes:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Take it easy pal.

You have 14 posts. I’ll refer to you when you have another 586 or thereabouts. Until then, don’t be bothering me.

I’ve stumbled across some sick shit on the internrt in the past but may have encountered a new low today.

http://www.juddmonte.com/news/2014/050214FrankelMidday.aspx

A horse gave birth to another horse and some pervert has a link to the birth of some horse fetish website. The pimp (not sure what the official term is for a man who get his jollies by making horses screw each other in front of him) has already got an eye on the new baby horse:
"Attractive, quality filly. Has size and scope. Deep girthed, broad hips, strong quartered. Good bone. Strong hind leg. Very good foal.”

Sick fucker.

Interesting Article about Qatar Airways rules for its crew. They must pay well for people to endure

http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/the-truth-about-the-luxury-of-qatar-airways/

[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 898959, member: 2272”]Interesting Article about Qatar Airways rules for its crew. They must pay well for people to endure

http://www.expressen.se/nyheter/the-truth-about-the-luxury-of-qatar-airways/[/quote]

Bullet points, pal?

[I]Gina boils some eggs. She has only just arrived home from a flight. She is tired and removes her makeup slowly. The saucepan overheats when the water evaporates and suddenly the fire alarm goes off. Gina switches it off quickly and tells the security guards that it was a false alarm. Too late.

Three different managers from Qatar Airways arrive at the guarded staff building. Question her in detail about what happened and ask her to prove her story.

“You were boiling an egg? Show us the egg.”

Gina rummages through the garbage and finds the egg. The managers arenít satisfied. They decide that she should be removed from flights for the next few days and she is summoned to the office the following morning. As there is a twelve hour resting rule before any work event, whether it is a meeting or a long haul flight, Gina is grounded until the time of the meeting.

At the office at Qatar Airways Tower, she is once more asked to give an account of the event. The fact that she was boiling an egg, how could she be so careless, how can they be certain that she will never do anything like that again? Gina is given a severe warning.

Then she is given a pen and paper. Qatar Airways now wants Gina to explain the egg incident in writing and to conclude by saying how sorry she is and that it will not happen again. They dictate and she writes. “I am very sorry, it will never happen again.”[/I]

How could you trust the cunt in a crisis if she can’t even boil an egg?

What if someone orders a soft boiled egg on the plane?

She’d likely set the plane on fire

Or serve them a hard boiled egg. FFS :mad: