Things That Are Wrong

[quote=“dodgy-keeper, post: 906077, member: 1552”]+1

Organised “fun” on nights out is for cunts. Can’t understand why people can’t just have pints and chat away. Drinking games ffs, you’ll end up getting pissed drinking away normally anyway.

I’ve a stag coming up in a few months for a sound lad I used to work with. Great fella but a load of his mates from Swansea and Caerphilly are obviously going and it could descend into a horrible weekend. Having a fancy dress night on the stag has already been mentioned by some of them on the emails, with all these whacky “games” thrown in (like walking backwards into a pub, having to hold a drink with your left hand and numerous other cunt-like antics)

Myself and the the other three or four Irish lads on the stag will be sat supping pints down the back of the pub talking absolute bollocks to each other but we’ll be as happy as a pig in shit.[/quote]

This sounds calamitous. The very definition of an arsehole is a South Wales male on a stag night.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 906087, member: 129”]Sounds like you might have a drink problem, Sam.

I know one when I see one.[/quote]
Lol…I’m saying I “could” if I wanted to, not that I do, I’m gone too old for that carry on anyhow!

Some of them were doing that “NekNominate” craze a few weeks back, trying to outdo each other as they went along with their attention seeking antics. :rolleyes:

Totally needless carry on. Could be the stag from hell but at least there are a couple of other decent lads going who abhor that cunt-like behaviour as much as I do. Grumpy cunts in other words. :oops:

Tuning into Sky Arts 1 at 7.20 and seeing there has been a documentary on Rory Gallagher on since 6 and is over at 7.30.

[quote=“dodgy-keeper, post: 906093, member: 1552”]Some of them were doing that “NekNominate” craze a few weeks back, trying to outdo each other as they went along with their attention seeking antics. :rolleyes:

Totally needless carry on. Could be the stag from hell but at least there are a couple of other decent lads going who abhor that cunt-like behaviour as much as I do. Grumpy cunts in other words. :oops:[/quote]

Ye should go to a rugby game.The Taffs would appreciate it.

great banter.

Take your drinking games and shove them up your insecure arse holes.

Shouldering competitions, dance floor burpees and croke park half time salutes reenactments are exempt as they are non drinking games… rather games you play after drinking.

There are fuck all calories in a bottle a vodka a day mate.

Incorrect.

Constant drinking gives you a bloated face and belly. Doesn’t matter what you’re drinking. Plus I was eating way too much.

What’s the plan now for before Ireland games Thraw? Will my father in law have to hit a coffee shop to hook up with you?

The food is the killer for the belly,not the drink.

A group of woman (say 3) ambling along a footpath in town, hogging the whole footpath oblivious to the fact that other people may want to use the same footpath or indeed may want to pass them out as they just walk faster or are in a rush to get somewhere and what really pisses me off is when they grind to a halt and stare in the window of a fucking shop and you, the other footpath user is forced to come to a grinding halt behind them and is then forced to step off the footpath onto a busy street just to get by them, really pisses me off!

Be a man and barge through the cunts.

http://www.rsvpmagazine.ie/highest-emotional-intelligence-anyone-know-ray-darcy-gushes-wife-jenny/

Ah their sheer ignorance pisses me off

This kind of walking disgusts me too. Or cunts who veer from one side of the path to the other as they’re walking towards you.

Every cunt these days is either coming out in the media as being gay or depressed for fuck sake, they are taking this awareness thing too fucking far, it’s putting us straight non suicidal people in a bad place…it’s sickening the levels it’s at these days attention seeking cunts and then all these other cunts posting their stories to their timeline on Facebook with stupid comments showing support underneath

Well the drink certainly doesn’t help. Especially if you’re cracking open your first ale of the weekend at midday on a Saturday. I was probably consuming a day and a half’s calorie allowance in beer alone at the weekends. During the week, I’d be drinking so much orange juice with the vodka, it’d be a heap of extra calories too. Also, doesn’t alcohol fuck up your ability to metabolise food properly? And further, anyone committed to booze will inevitably spend a lot on fast-food deliveries. I still miss my pizza and chicken dippers from Al Vesuvio on Mespil Road. :frowning:

Anyway, considering my back was fucked and how much I drank, I’m actually not in too bad a shape. I kept to a decent diet apart from the take-aways, thanks to TFK’s Diet and Nutrition thread.

Absolutely not. I will be acting the divil as usual in the 51 and in my sober state I look forward to running rings around the likes of @Rocko[/USER] and that doubting fathead @[USER=9]Bandage in the post-game analysis.

I thought she was a Tipp roaster and went to school in Newtown in Waterford? Not surprised she’d want to disassociate herself alright, but still.