I want to revoke my nomination.
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 909151, member: 2272”]Bought rose bushes in garden part of a major DIY chain which I planted and left to grow. They died without ever producing a flower.
Went to the customer services desk to complain only to be told by the customer service lady that they never promised me a rose garden.[/quote]
Looks like the attempt at humour suffered the same miserable fate as your roses
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 909151, member: 2272”]Bought rose bushes in garden part of a major DIY chain which I planted and left to grow. They died without ever producing a flower.
Went to the customer services desk to complain only to be told by the customer service lady that they never promised me a rose garden.[/quote]
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 909151, member: 2272”]Bought rose bushes in garden part of a major DIY chain which I planted and left to grow. They died without ever producing a flower.
Went to the customer services desk to complain only to be told by the customer service lady that they never promised me a rose garden.[/quote]
I beg your pardon?
What?
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 908567, member: 24”]Just overheard someone discussing Liverpool’s league position.
‘They are six points ahead of Spurs now. Seven if you count the goal difference.’[/quote]
Oh no… look what the guardian have gone and done…
Kolo Touré insists now is not the time to allow criticism of Liverpool’s defensive vulnerability to affect their run-in.
The Reds’ shaky defence is coming under increasing scrutiny after Sunday’s 4-3 home win against Swansea made it seven goals conceded in their previous three matches.
Liverpool have kept just two clean sheets in their past 11 games stretching back to mid-December, moreover, but Touré, who has had his fair share of recent defensive calamities, believes they still have a grip on their situation.
Victory over Swansea, coupled with Tottenham’s defeat at Norwich, means there is a six-point gap – effectively seven with Liverpool’s vastly superior goal difference – between Liverpool and their nearest rivals for a top-four spot.
They remain four points behind the leaders Chelsea, but the striker Daniel Sturridge’s form, scoring in his last eight consecutive league games to take his tally to 18, and the enduring quality of Luis Suárez (23 league goals) mean they are confident of outscoring most teams. “We just need now to keep calm and do what we have been doing, if we continue that we will get the same results,” Touré told City Talk 105.9.
“There are going to be some tough games; Southampton [this Saturday] is a tough place to go but I think we can score goals and defend well as a team and we are working hard.”
The Belgian goalkeeper Simon Mignolet also believes a sensible and composed approach will pay dividends as the season enters its final three months.
“We are in a good position at the moment but with 11 games to go there are still a lot of things that can happen,” he told the Liverpool Echo.
"We need to stay calm and just focus on our next game. We won’t be thinking about what’s happened against them in the past [Liverpool have lost their last three visits].
“The gaffer gives everyone confidence. When you step on to the pitch you know that he’s behind you and supporting you. Everyone is trying to do their job the best they can and we need to keep doing that until the end of the season.”
The smell from my farts- Rancid!! I’ve been smothered with a head cold that I can’t shake and i think i’ve overdosed on vitamin c- They are those really warm gas like ones that just seep from your hole with little sound effect and as soon as they meet air produce the smell of 10 day old dead carcass.
Same dose as you except without the flatulence. The green shit that seeping down from my sinuses is chronic and foul smelling/tasting.
I had a salad this morning with 4 cloves of raw garlic fucked into it, burned the mouth off me but I can feel the garlic going to war with the infection now. #fuckantibiotics
[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 909389, member: 686”]Same dose as you except without the flatulence. The green shit that seeping down from my sinuses is chronic and foul smelling/tasting.
I had a salad this morning with 4 cloves of raw garlic fucked into it, burned the mouth off me but I can feel the garlic going to war with the infection now. #fuckantibiotics[/quote]
Garlic in your socks while you sleep is the answer apparently.
The socks you wore the day before or the socks you’ll be wearing the next morning?
A few cloves of garlic shoved up your hole will sort you out. You don’t even need to peel them just give them a bash with the flat of a knife and get them up you.
Good question, I’ll have to ask the source that one, i’d hate to give out some bad advice on such life threatening matters.
[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 909389, member: 686”]Same dose as you except without the flatulence. The green shit that seeping down from my sinuses is chronic and foul smelling/tasting.
I had a salad this morning with 4 cloves of raw garlic fucked into it, burned the mouth off me but I can feel the garlic going to war with the infection now. #fuckantibiotics[/quote]
fuck man sorry to hear about the sinuses
ive had 4 fucking surgeries on the things now, think im due another one, i have the shit going down the back of my throat and into my clogged up lungs, i also have a pain above my left eye like there is a ping pong ball sitting up on top of it, im actually sure im developing and abcess on my brain, fucking awful
He might give it a dumb rating though, that’s his new thing after he went under a rock for a while after all his tagging me and replying to my every post got a bit embarrassing. Ah here he is now. The obsession is worrying. Let me know how you get on with it anyway.
you should be worried
A homophobic gay joke. How does he manage to keep things so fresh and edgy after 7000 posts? 