Maybe a wrong choice of word on my part, but there’s nothing worse than a pair of knickers holding up an avalanche .
A good solid arse is essential. In fact it’s a health and safety issue
An arse needs to be able to stand up to a good grab but, at the same time, not be all bone. Ideally it will be sturdy enough so you can pick the girl up by it
There’s a walkway down by me where you’d see some spectacles of a Sunday morning. Those yoga pants can be spectacular or horrific. I saw a yoke last week with an arse like mount Rushmore.
I’m no expert, however I’m confident that if the pretty doctor overheard you complementing the physio on her solid arse, there could be numerous benefits.
There’s a bigger game to be played Mike. Get after it.