APparentky she’s been in the paper a few times. Buddy was filling me in on the whole marriage thing between this brazzer and his work colleague. Fucked up.
There’s nowt as queer as folk as they say round here.
Home made lemonade with a big dollop of gin. Few things beat it.
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Getting the two week oof email ready.
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Saturday morning swim session was particularly Savage. One of the lads in the lower lane is the medical director of the greater manchester ambulance service and I overheard this between sprints:
“Karen, quite seriously, someone is going to die in one of your sessions”
“I don’t care Dave, as long as its not me” 
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Dropping off a few suits to the cleaner and checked the pocket of one I hadn’t worn in at least 2 years. result.
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Nice that the money didn’t get laundered
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The Tea for Three episode of Only Fools and Horses.
I’ve a very successful friend who is a massive fan of the Boys in Green, the Republic of Ireland soccer team. He’s in the supporters club and he goes to every away game, all around the world.
Him and the girlfriend have gone to Japan to follow Ireland at the World Cup. I was surprised because he’s never expressed any interest in rugby before but I guess the game is growing. I was texting him after Ireland v Samoa to congratulate him on the team making the quarter-finals. He told me that he hadn’t been able to go to the game because he’d watched the Ireland v Georgia 0-0 draw online instead. Basically this guy flew all the way to Japan, had a ticket for the match but then didn’t go because he realised it clashed with the worst Ireland game ever, that was always going to end 0-0. Legend.
I asked him if he’d made any friends with the Ireland fans. I thought they’d probably be a nice bunch. He told me that they were all a pack of spas the football fans were far better craic.
He said he was having a great holiday.
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Someone ban this fucking flute please.
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Legend
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Fantastic.
That never happened. It was believable enough apart from you having a “friend”
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Tank is sound, but per head of population.county Monaghan is our best county for producing literature
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Kerry fares well also
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It was a lovely well written post though so gave it an owl like anyway