Your mate is a hero.
TNH mate
I started a thread on YBIG about your post here and they completely ridiculed it
They all know each other over there
Throw up a link to the thread there
A nice post award n’all 
I’ll have to make up more stories like this.
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A stupid question to ask but why are you reading online reviews of Hungarian Pinot Noir?
Bought a recommended mixed case of red from the wine society. There was a 2016 pinot noir in it which was lovely, which you now can’t get, so was reading reviews about the 2017 which were less than stellar.
My young lad was watching IT 2 the last day and said it wasn’t great. I said I’d show him one of the great horror films ever made, and sat down with him to watch Alien.
After ten minutes, “this is a bit slow, does anything actually happen?”
And he got up to go out, but I insisted he keep watching, thinking that slow burn doesn’t wash with kids anymore.
As the sleepers wake up and the ship switches on:
“is this really what they used to think the future would be like?”
I died a bit inwardly, but accepted his point and said nothing.
As the lander began to descend to the planet, he started laughing away
“what’s so funny?” said I
“that ships guidance system is made of party lights, ho ho ho”
I gave up.
The end
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Oh behave
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Jane Fonda is a gas auld bitch
Imagination gone- watching judge Dredd last week with my 16 yr old,wasn’t even started when he was pointing out how ridiculous it looked ,false etc,dunno I feel sorry for the youngsters now ,no time to relax and let the mind wander,cant go on the PS without having a phone on the go aswell,I’m the opposite love stark trek etc etc all sci fi in fact,time travel etc, think they’re looking for the end b4 it starts
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Sitting down on the couch now to introduce the ten year old to Stand By Me. A fucking classic.
Edit - A big hit. He loved it.
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Best track on Be Here Now. Enjoy it, pal.
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I’d go for Don’t Go Away myself.
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