Buying county GAA jerseys to wear yourself over age 18
Extra points for a pink version
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Does this apply for roasters or just us city folk?
City folk really I suppose
Roasters know no better.
Roaster women (and men) wearing sunglasses on their head with jerseys is a subset I would include though.
Anybody going around with sunglasses on their head is a cunt, especially blokes.
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Especially if bald/going bald.
Can I get an adjudication on this please, @glasagusban? I regularly wear jerseys when OUTSIDE exercising and sometimes INSIDE my residence when lounging/relaxing.
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I’d make a case for summary executions for that and even more so if its not sunny
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I can forgive the ladies but blokes not a chance.
anybody who remembers the dinner/restaurant photo knows this is only going one way
You will get off on the cunt charge but get convicted on the roaster charge
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Supporting Chelsea.
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Taking over seats on a traim. Doesnt matter how fat you are, keep on your own side if youre here second, you cunt
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Wearing skinny tracksuit bottoms when your over 30 and/or have a fat hole. It looks like 2 cocktail sticks stuck in an orange. Jim Gavin is a prominent offender.
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Not sure i fully understand, is the big hole or the over 30 thing the main thing that makes you a cunt, it’s just that I have a pair of skinnyish trackie bottoms, to be honest I very rarely wear them outside the house but I’d hate to be considered a cunt for wearing them.
You are not a cunt for wearing your jersies mate.
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Very subtle, pal. Outstanding start to your adjudication career. 
Great adjudicating. Ffs going to a big game and being a cunt for wearing your county colours. You couldnt make it up
I suppose the big hole is worse than the over 30 thing. Also what you wear in your own house is your own business and is exempt from cuntishness.
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How you carry on makes you a cunt, not what you wear.