Things that make you a cunt

[Julio_Geordio]

@Fagan_ODowd

Being one of those pedestrians who arrive at a junction, usually with pedestrian lights, and hover nervously in a will I or won’t I cross the road kind of manner and then just at the precise moment as the traffic gets the signal to proceed, decides to make a bolt across the road impeding the oncoming traffic and sometimes causing the traffic to miss the opportunity to proceed through the junction.

I’m pretty sure your legally entitled to knock those people down.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

@Julio_Geordio

I’m pretty sure your legally entitled to knock those people down.

That’s what i was told about the aborigines in the Northern Territory.

[Julio_Geordio]

I saw a good one the other evening. We’ve discussed the spot on here before but going out the dock road where the two lanes merge, lads drive right up to the end of the merge lane and force their way in. It drives lads on the inside lane mental so it’s good craic.
Anyway some fella decided to straddle the two lanes the other night meaning the lads on the outside couldn’t zoom up past him. There’s was pandemonium. Fellas flat out beeping him for 2 or 3 mins and he didn’t give one fuck

[glasagusban]

Winner.

[Onthesod]

A gent

[Julio_Geordio]

@glasagusban

Winner.

I was in front of him thankfully so I was enjoying proceedings immensely.

[glasagusban]

I’d say @TreatyStones would have been seething.

[TreatyStones]

That prick should be put off the road. Luckily I don’t take that route anymore at rush hour.

[TreatyStones]

Damn right I would have been. You can’t be doing that.

[glasagusban]

He mugged you right off mate.

[TreatyStones]

@glasagusban

He mugged you right off mate.

He didn’t mate, he mugged himself off.
He has confirmed himself to be some sort of weirdo who enjoys sitting in traffic.
If he has an issue with the road markings and traffic flow he needs to take it up with the council, not be engaging in a dirty protest at rush hour.

[glasagusban]

Good and proper.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

what route did you change to?

[TreatyStones]

@ciarancareyshurlingarmy

what route did you change to?

Up the back of the market, across to Sexton St, Roxboro, Motorway, N69 Exit

[Bandage]

@TreatyStones

He didn’t mate, he mugged himself off. He has confirmed himself to be some sort of weirdo who enjoys sitting in traffic. If he has an issue with the road markings and traffic flow he needs to take it up with the council, not be engaging in a dirty protest at rush hour.

+1, old pal. When I’m driving (don’t laugh) it annoys me when some gimp decides to be an arbiter of what’s acceptable or not. Oh, I’m not having them go up the outside line so I’ll block them off. Same with dopes who sit in the overtaking lane of a motorway going 100km/h. It galls me, it really does.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

@TreatyStones

He didn’t mate, he mugged himself off. He has confirmed himself to be some sort of weirdo who enjoys sitting in traffic. If he has an issue with the road markings and traffic flow he needs to take it up with the council, not be engaging in a dirty protest at rush hour.

+1, old pal. When I’m driving (don’t laugh) it annoys me when some gimp decides to be an arbiter of what’s acceptable or not. Oh, I’m not having them go up the outside line so I’ll block them off. Same with dopes who sit in the overtaking lane of a motorway going 100km/h. It galls me, it really does.

I hope you aren’t driving on the motorway.

[mickee321]

@Fagan_ODowd

@Bandage

@TreatyStones

He didn’t mate, he mugged himself off. He has confirmed himself to be some sort of weirdo who enjoys sitting in traffic. If he has an issue with the road markings and traffic flow he needs to take it up with the council, not be engaging in a dirty protest at rush hour.

+1, old pal. When I’m driving (don’t laugh) it annoys me when some gimp decides to be an arbiter of what’s acceptable or not. Oh, I’m not having them go up the outside line so I’ll block them off. Same with dopes who sit in the overtaking lane of a motorway going 100km/h. It galls me, it really does.

I hope you aren’t driving on the motorway.

ooft

[glasagusban]

2017 RBS 6 Nations

The Irish are as bad. Anyone who calls themself an expat is an utter cunt.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Fella running up Ballybough there this morning. Beanie hat, beard, backpack, shorts. Going a fair old clip. Comes up to the lights at the junction with Clonliffe Road and without breaking his stride he pushes the button for the pedestrian lights and runs across the road anyway. Why the fuck would you do that?

[carryharry]

Hipsters be crazy.