For fucks sake.
Iāve seen it done in a residence bar on numerous occasions but if thatās the 11 o clock snack then that couple should be shot with pellets of their own hardened shit.
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Fair enough @anon7035031, my replies were in response to this which was your first word on the matter, I mistakenly felt that your point was that because Muslimās are not a race in the traditional sense of the word then no prejudiced views against them could be considered racist.
No, mate. A cup of tea and a slice of cake isnāt worth a fuck if youāre trying desperately to be a hipster. The only thing that could have out-hipstered the tayto sandwich idea is if the buffey was served in a yurt.
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The best wedding I was ever at had bacon sandwiches rolled out at 11pm.
More of them than you could eat.
I know this for a fact as I awoke the next morning with one in either trouser pocket.
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Oh the irony 
One in either pocket? Now thatās a balanced dietā¦
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Cyclists go all car driver like in cycle lanes
Itās fascinating to watch
On a packed bus plonking your bag beside you to take up a seat in the knowledge that the meek would sooner stand than ask you to move the bag. I always make a beeline for these people and plonk myself down beside them the cunts.
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In a contest to describe you in 1 word Iād imagine weād wait a long time for anyone to suggest āmeekāā¦
Proper order BTW.
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Would you stir them if they were asleep?
yeah I do that too, they are cat for that on trains here, especially when it is busy, the auld tut tutting then, cunts
I would. No bother.
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Would you chat away to them then?
I would in me fuck
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That bothers the cunts even more.
Overtaking someone on the motorway, pulling back into the left lane & slowing back down. Cunts.
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You get great value out of the free travel in fairness. But you deserve it.
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Youāre alright Flatty!