Things that make you a cunt

The fella with the mattress? Think it was on here somewhere

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Aye that auld cunt.

He was caught rotten the cunt :joy:

Wearing a backpack onto a packed bus.

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Jesus oul’ stock you’re having a right mare of an evening. Wetherspoons, a nutter on the bus, a Cunt with a backpack and forgetting your ambient hearing thingys.

Mercifully your crocked knee prevented you unleashing your wrath on Bobby.
Tomorrow is a new day bud and the sun will come up as usual. Carpe diem…

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So if the bus pulls up, and you’re wearing a backpack, then you don’t get on if it’s a little crowded?

You take off the backpack before you get on and prepare to stow it. You don’t wear it on your back and then clobber every fucker on the bus with it as you try and manouvere around

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Some people wear backpacks so that their hands are free to do other things, like pull themselves onto the bus, hold a rail while travelling, use a walking stick. Not all people have the use of both their hands.

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Or pull themselves off on the bus

Thinly veiled, I wear a backpack on a crowded bus all the time

White socks + sandals

My idea of a cunt- Limerick ppl who dont support their local LOI team- as in dig deep into their pockets,attend, sponsor,turn out in large numbers, don’t care what happens to their LOI team,home truth hurts- expecting a backlash but that’s my honest opinion,how soccer has died in Limerick is a disgrace

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I wouldn’t mind but they used to have a fine team once upon a time. Probably the rugby set that finished it, Limerick is small enough to support both codes.

Well given the recent shenanigans one can hardly blame any right minded person for thinking twice about supporting limerick football

People who call their children “guys” or their sons “buddy”

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Guys definitely,bud is a Cork term so I’m guilty of that at times

Understand that partly,but in the bigger scheme of things Limerick soccer folk deserve better,but it’s a catch 22,can’t get better if ppl don’t turn up

The Limerick crowd love a bandwagon,if Limerick Fc were winning theyed be packed out.

A friend of mine married a Cork wan, he calls his young-lad buddy. So he must’ve caught buddy of his missus.

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Its a real Glasgow phrase too “how ye doin there bud” spoken largely through the nose of a lad who looks like he’s never had a decent meal.