Things that make you a cunt

flattythehurdler · February 13, 2020, 4:24pm

I don’t recline my seat if there’s someone behind me, unless I’ve asked, and even then I’ll only do it an inch if it’s making my back sore.
I wonder if he’d asked her nicely not to, and she’d ignored him. I suspect that she’s a hatchet faced oul bich, and he’s a weirdo.

balbec · February 13, 2020, 5:06pm

Only a cunt puts back the seat on a plane.

habanerocat · February 13, 2020, 5:36pm

Two capital CCS there.

On second thoughts, looks like both of them were enjoying themselves.

Fagan_ODowd · February 13, 2020, 5:40pm

I’ve posted about this before. If someone reclines a seat back on me I’ll spend the flight boring my knees into their seat and then letting it go.

Enrique · February 13, 2020, 7:53pm

You sound like you’re an awful cunt with that type behaviour

glasagusban · February 13, 2020, 8:14pm

When I flew to Colombia one time I put my seat straight back to go to sleep and the French guy behind started at that exact shite trying to punch and bang the back of my seat. There was lots of seats on the plane. That definitely made him a cunt.

flattythehurdler · February 13, 2020, 8:16pm

If it was me glas, I’d have moved to one with noone behind and put my seat back then.

Dziekanowski · February 13, 2020, 8:17pm

You must have very patient knees.

balbec · February 13, 2020, 8:19pm

If it was you, you would have been in Business Class.

glasagusban · February 13, 2020, 8:27pm

Interesting. Why would anyone expect someone to keep their seat upright for whatever it was, a 12 of 14 hour flight? I told him stop hitting my seat and move somewhere else if he wanted, he stopped. I’d been out all night and it was 9 am taking off. I slept all the way there waking only when they brought food and going straight back to sleep again, it was great.

anon78624367 · February 13, 2020, 9:01pm

I’m alright Jack

Just fuck back the seat as far as it’ll go without saying please or thank you.

I’d have fucked a bottle water over you

Corksfinedtboy · February 13, 2020, 9:01pm

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flattythehurdler · February 14, 2020, 6:57am

What an absolutely brilliant brilliant film.

Corksfinedtboy · February 14, 2020, 7:37am

Loved all his at that time and not too bad as chief o Brien either

mikehunt · February 14, 2020, 9:11am

I was on a long haul flight out of Heathrow and before we took off the cunt in front dropped his seat as far back as it’d go. I asked him politely could he move it as I had no leg room. He said he had to sleep. I told him he’d be getting no sleep and gave it a good dig every couple of minutes until he moved it.

Julio_Geordio · February 14, 2020, 9:37am

I’m sorry to say it mate but you were definitely the cunt in that interaction

Batigol · February 14, 2020, 9:40am

As a forum member who is north of 6 foot, I have very little leg room on flights anyway. One of my passive aggressive tricks to coping with this, picked up from a Chinese man so you know it’s proper ignorant, is to repeatedly get up by grabbing the seat in front of me and pulling myself up with it. Ideally wait until the cunt is just drifting off

iron_mike · February 14, 2020, 10:20am

Dunno. A 14 hour flight is something I’d give leeway for. A shorthaul to the likes of the UK wouldn’t bring up the need to let your seat back. I’d be with @glasagusban on this one

KinvarasPassion · February 14, 2020, 12:41pm

Huh?

anon78624367 · February 14, 2020, 12:48pm

what makes @glasagusban a cunt in this instance, and an absolute one mind, is that there were loads of other seats on the plane, but cunt chops wanted his cake and he wanted to eat it too. He could quite easily have got up, moved one seat forward and reclined away billy-o, but no, our hero reclines into the poor chaps personal space and then tell him to get up and move if he doesn’t like it.