Things that make you a cunt

If its good enough for MJ

Watching something on your phone on public transport with no headphones

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That annoys me as well.

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Hegarty?

Putting your phone, water bottle and towel on a machine youā€™re not using in the gym.

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I hope that didnā€™t stop you using it.

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Racking up a pool table, and then fucking off for a quarter of an hour to smoke/drinkā€¦

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Oh words were exchanged mike donā€™t worry about that.

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You deal with cunts like that the way @Fran was dealt with in love/hate

Nope couldnā€™t be u, unless heā€™s cloned. Thatā€™s the Aviva and Limerick played Galway in Salthill the same day

Thatā€™s obscene carry on. Maybe use the machine, take a huge swig of the water & wipe your sweaty head with the towel & move to the next machine when youā€™re done? If challenged, say you thought they were complimentary & left by the gym because only an ignorant dickhead would leave their stuff there to prevent others going about their business.

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Joey Swoll needs to adjudicate here

What machine bud?

On the seat of the overhead pull down machine.

A proper Cunthook.

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Iā€™ve only ever used gyms as prehab and rehab for operations but in general they struck as being full of some of the worst cunts.

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Being on a plane and exclaiming loudly ā€œWill you take the Eff Tee out of the bag Frank before you put it upā€. Would saying ā€œthe paperā€ not suffice?

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Hard not to feel sympathy for Frank here.

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Whatā€™s Eff Tee?