Things that make you a cunt

Wearing runners with a suit for your walk to work.

That @ChocolateMice really was a chav cunt!

Jogging to a DART in a suit and shoes

untied self tied dickie bows draped around your neck at a black tie function
double marks if you have worn a pre tied dickie bow for the rest of the function

Newspapers who can’t get their headlines correct

Clare Herald?

i’m not getting into specifics

“Which”

English is a tool I use to communicate, if you want grammatical perfection I can use my native language you crown kissing clown

The Leann Follain is kicking in.

exactly, a fcuking elocution lesson is the last thing I need now

Taking an OBE
Walking out on Aston villa 3 days before the start of a season
Driving up wages and breaking the previous wage structures with shit players
Failing to use substitutes or develop talent despite frequently being 3-0 up
Using the ailments of family to extricate yourself from failing management jobs
Encouraging James McLean to wear a poppy
Wearing a poppy
Walking out on ITV before a big tournament
Being Martin O’Neill

Being bernard flynn

I’ll get this one in early.

Any cunt who “takes part” in Movember.

Attention seeking fuckwits who grow stupid facial hair and defend it as a chance to “raise awareness of mens health” (even though said participants often make no contribution to charity but do it “for a bit of craic” instead).

[quote=“croppy, post: 835092, member: 230”]Taking an OBE
Walking out on Aston villa 3 days before the start of a season
Driving up wages and breaking the previous wage structures with shit players
Failing to use substitutes or develop talent despite frequently being 3-0 up
Using the ailments of family to extricate yourself from failing management jobs
Encouraging James McLean to wear a poppy
Wearing a poppy
Walking out on ITV before a big tournament
Being Martin O’Neill[/quote]

@KIB man ???

Playing football for Kildare

Calling Ireland “the Republic of Ireland”.

Defending Pat Bennett.

Well if defending a GAA legend like Pat Bennett makes you a cunt, I am happy, nay, honoured to be a cunt.

Ross: I know somebody whose job it was to drive Bono’s bed from hotel to hotel on the last tour. Bono wanted to sleep in his own bed every night. So instead of being able to fly him, I assume, back to Dublin, there was a bed that was in a Ryder truck and they loaded it into the hotel.

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/touring/5915691/tour-managers-of-foo-fighters-rolling-stones-fleetwood-mac-swap