You need to put a scattering of fertiliser on that Tom. Get a bag of 0 0 7 ( potato manure) or 10 10 20 and spread it this week if possible. Itāll stimulate a bit of late growth but itāll come to life quickly next Spring. Donāt mow it after the growth appears youāre only making a balls of it.
Iām giving you a rating of 7/10 for this year. As Bertie famously said āa lot done more to doāā¦.
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I was just goin to say the same.It looks cat.Even bolt on a few 6x1ās or something.Imagine looking out at that everyday.
I donāt look out at it, ever. If I had my way thereād be no fucking grass. Gardening is for steamers and wimin folk.
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You would do well to figure out what wimmin like.
Put soap to his balloon knot
Iām half afraid to Google this
This explains his unexplained absence a few months back. The forum was quiet due to the dreaded long covid
Rate any of the hundreds of pubs in cork (he must have based his ratings off online reviews)
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Have a notion how to regulate his own bowels through his diet.
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Tolerate shpiders.
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Or identify them correctly.
Believe in the EU as a concept
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Participate in societyā¦ as best he canā¦
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Cope well with about 15 Caprihanis on top of a heap of beers
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Take pleasure from mildly winding up people on the COVID thread.
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Wear Long Pants
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Watch golf
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