he can take his data centres and 4 jobs and FRO
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I love the pubs in Ireland. And attending live hurling. If either of them were taken from me I’d struggle
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“You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about,” said Dom Joly, the British comedy writer and creator of Trigger Happy TV.
I haven’t seen mention of that lad in yonks
White Anglo Saxon variety of American schmuck
Paddy spends years whinging about the country for years - some rich yank comes in and slates the place and he is the greatest cunt to walk the planet
Sulky racing
similar to the Irish chap who spends years giving out about Ireland until he fucks off and emigrates, then spends years out foreign going to the Irish pub and telling everyone how much he misses Ireland
As the English lads used to say about the Irishman in London
“ at work they talk about the pub & at the pub they talk about work “
Things the Irish are the best at:
Crisps
Pubs
Stout
Ballads
Funerals
Moaning about the weather (which fulfils a very valuable societal function)
Being indirect
Diaspora football clubs
Being a diverse sporting nation
Election counts
Objecting to infrastructural projects
Doughnuts
Selling ourselves to Americans
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Things the Irish are the best at continued:
Queueing for hours for horrific American drive through doughnut outlets at 2:30am
Making a massive scene about some American celebrity endorsed restaurant on the night it opens and then not patronising it so that it closes down after less than a year
Winking in a non-threatening way
Studio association football panels (formerly)
can attribute some of those to jackeens? Us culchies wouldnt be ones for queueing up for drive through doughnuts in ballygobackwards.
Being utterly ruthless behind a veneer of charm.