Forever more I’m going to chance this in the hope I get a free fair from a Taxi driver, thanks for the tip Rocko.
Dublin Buses have become filthy, the smell of piss was worse than a cattle mart
Most of Dublin smells of piss
I don’t remember it being quite so potent
Bandage
September 6, 2010, 10:34pm
46
That’s gas stuff out of old man Rocko. :lol:
Flano
September 6, 2010, 10:36pm
47
What I want to know is if the play was any good. I’m thinking of going to it.
A taxi isn’t really public transport but I had an embarrassing moment earlier.
I went to Death of a Salesman in the Gate* this evening. I purchased a sandwich from a shop near my work, then got in a taxi and asked the driver to bring me to the Gate Theatre. Conversation went as follows:
“Gate Theatre please.”
“Sure thing. O’Connell Street way ok?”
“Yeah, that’s fine.”
“What’s on?”
“Death of a Salesman”
“Ah that’s right. It’s a good one.”
“It is alright.”
“…” semi-incoherent mumble with inflected tone at the end “…?”
“Sorry?”
“Are you…” followed by semi-incoherent mumble with inflected tone at the end “…?”
“Eh… yeah” (guess at the answer to a question I didn’t hear)
“Really? What part?”
“Eh just a small one.”
“One of the sons?”
“No, the friend.”
“And do you wear that suit in it?”
“Eh, no.”
“So what’s the suit for?”
“Ah I needed it for something earlier.”
“I knew you were an actor when I saw the sandwich.”
“Ah yeah. Eh why?”
“Just thought you’d eat the sandwich before you went on stage. Fill you up like.”
“Yeah that’s it.”
“Will I bring you to the stage door?”
“Eh no thanks. Main entrance will do fine.”
“I’ve an umbrella in the boot if you want it. Don’t want you going on stage wet.”
“Ah I’ll be grand. We have towels in the dressing room.”
“Great.”
Wouldn’t take the full fare and promised he’d go to see the play this week.
Lesson is: don’t guess the answer to a question you haven’t heard properly. I was terribly embarrassed in the taxi, I felt like I’d deceived him.
*thinly veiled, I’m such a wank.
Ah thats a belter of a story.
A taxi isn’t really public transport but I had an embarrassing moment earlier.
I went to Death of a Salesman in the Gate* this evening. I purchased a sandwich from a shop near my work, then got in a taxi and asked the driver to bring me to the Gate Theatre. Conversation went as follows:
“Gate Theatre please.”
“Sure thing. O’Connell Street way ok?”
“Yeah, that’s fine.”
“What’s on?”
“Death of a Salesman”
“Ah that’s right. It’s a good one.”
“It is alright.”
“…” semi-incoherent mumble with inflected tone at the end “…?”
“Sorry?”
“Are you…” followed by semi-incoherent mumble with inflected tone at the end “…?”
“Eh… yeah” (guess at the answer to a question I didn’t hear)
“Really? What part?”
“Eh just a small one.”
“One of the sons?”
“No, the friend.”
“And do you wear that suit in it?”
“Eh, no.”
“So what’s the suit for?”
“Ah I needed it for something earlier.”
“I knew you were an actor when I saw the sandwich.”
“Ah yeah. Eh why?”
“Just thought you’d eat the sandwich before you went on stage. Fill you up like.”
“Yeah that’s it.”
“Will I bring you to the stage door?”
“Eh no thanks. Main entrance will do fine.”
“I’ve an umbrella in the boot if you want it. Don’t want you going on stage wet.”
“Ah I’ll be grand. We have towels in the dressing room.”
“Great.”
Wouldn’t take the full fare and promised he’d go to see the play this week.
Lesson is: don’t guess the answer to a question you haven’t heard properly. I was terribly embarrassed in the taxi, I felt like I’d deceived him.
*thinly veiled, I’m such a wank.
Unlike your ridiculous minor/under 18 post yesterday, that is propah.
Laughed out loud at that.
:lol:
Bandage
September 7, 2010, 10:37am
50
It is indeed very funny, Farmer. But it’s yet more evidence of Rocko (and family) being ‘socially weak’.
‘So what’s the suit for?’
:lol:
Spidey
March 3, 2026, 4:54pm
53
When there’s no ramifications why bother? It’s a pity their contract can’t get yoinked like Transdev
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Third time in a week it’s happened to me actually.
Ive been ghost buss3d 4 times in the last 3 times ive used/attempted to use buses
Bustimes .org is handy.
It uses the GPS and shows you on a map
how many buses are on the route and where they are.
If you click the link and then tracking it’ll show you the live state of play for the N6 route.
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It’s very accurate I find.
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TFI live app is a useful tool though. I was about to pack up my office belongings after a spot of coffee badging (cc @StoneCold ) but noticed a late cancellation which will allow me to conclude some financial analysis.