Be afraid to type cuss words on the internet in case the local priest finds out.
Ask who is reffing a match and then respond “We don’t have a chance - he is a bollix”
Buy a programme at a match and read it and then bring it in your back pocket to demonstrate to the lads in the club you were actually at the match and not an armchair viewer. Throw out the programme on the Monday.
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 909072, member: 2272”]Ask who is reffing a match and then respond “We don’t have a chance - he is a bollix”
Buy a programme at a match and read it and then bring it in your back pocket to demonstrate to the lads in the club you were actually at the match and not an armchair viewer. Throw out the programme on the Monday.[/quote]
Who throws away programs?
Say ‘got hurt-ed’ instead of ‘was injured’.
[quote=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 909072, member: 2272”]Ask who is reffing a match and then respond “We don’t have a chance - he is a bollix”
Buy a programme at a match and read it and then bring it in your back pocket to demonstrate to the lads in the club you were actually at the match and not an armchair viewer. Throw out the programme on the Monday.[/quote]
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
When asked who is reffing it respond with ‘it’s [surname] from [town]’
‘It’s Flynn from Carrick!!’
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 909544, member: 24”]
‘It’s Flynn from Carrick!!’[/quote]
The cunt
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 909544, member: 24”]When asked who is reffing it respond with ‘it’s [surname] from [town]’
‘It’s Flynn from Carrick!!’[/quote]
Or the bollix Flynn from them Carrick cunts! He’ll ride us bareback.
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 909544, member: 24”]
‘It’s Flynn from Carrick!!’[/quote]
The cunt
[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 909544, member: 24”]When asked who is reffing it respond with ‘it’s [surname] from [town]’
‘It’s Flynn from Carrick!!’[/quote]
It’s normally “That cunt Flynn from Carrick.” followed by a reprise of previous miscarriages of justice administered by the unfortunate Flynn. “He sent off Mossy 8 years ago for fuck all”, despite Mossy having hospitalised some other cunt for a fortnight…
What are you saying about Mossy you Fénagh cunt?
@Bandage getting worked up on Twitter about a section of Celtic Park being shut for a couple of games 
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