Tit Monday

You are changing your story from some sideboob to one now. Stop moving the goalposts.

How many side boobs does it take mate?

What do you mean? An African or a European sideboob?

Sad to see the same cunts who tried to foist the yoke of autocracy on the celeb spotting thread are doing the same thing here. This has always been the people’s thread and we don’t require self-proclaimed titular leaders to declare whether someone’s proclamation of Tit Monday is valid or not ffs.

You will notice this has always been the case if you read back through the thread. Do not toy with something as sacrosanct as tit Monday please.

So if someone sees a bunch of tits this week they have to wait until a few bird take off their outer garments in Laois so you can declare Tit Monday next June. Sorry pal, we know what we saw and we ain’t waiting around for some jobsworth with a pencil behind his ear to declare Tit Monday. It’s all over, it’s been declared last Monday now just enjoy it.

Fuck off, your stupid cunting carry on has ruined Tit Monday declaration every year resulting in not being declared. Last Monday was OFFICIALLY tit Monday. Now it’s done, move on, and while we’re out perving over real women, you can stay wanking away to long zoom photos of celebrities sun bathing topless on TMZ or the Daily Mail website.

Ah lovely :lol:

A cutting blow at County Laois, not sure I’ll manage to get over that one mate. Declare all you like, it is what it is. Sad to see Jugs’ noble thread come to this however.

The funny thing is he supported Tit Monday being declared on the 2nd April one year, yet he’s dead against a late March declaration. It makes no sense at all. Once the tits are out they’re out.

Cheer up mate, don’t let it get to you so much, its a gorgeous day outside after all.

Obviously not gorgeous enough for the tits of Castletown though.

Castletown has its fair share of tits alright, no argument there, not sure what it has to do with tit monday and this thread though.

This tit for tat bickering is getting us nowhere. I’m off for a Martini which are a bit like tits, one’s not enough and three is too many.

I am awaiting to hear is Tit Monday all over red rover or not.

I am prepared to call this. I’ve seen what I’ve seen this week and that’s plenty of bare flesh in the upper underarm and general cleavage region. Much of it of a very presentable quality. I’m afraid the genie is out of the bottle and he ain’t going back in.

The old bull has spoken

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The diddies are bouncing all over the place. It’s done :clap: :pint:

I’m declaring it official over here too. Boobs are like the sun. Ok to look, but dangerous to stare. But that’s what sunglasses are for.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. I’ve seen C cups and D cups in late March… All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

It’s on. It’s Ireland so it mightn’t be on for long. Get out there and enjoy instead of arguing like nerds over it.