Toilet Etiquette at Work

[count_of_monte_crist]

I feel like I’ve heard that story before…

[mikehunt]

@Sidney

In September 2002 (I think it was the Tuesday after Armagh beat Kerry in the All-Ireland final) I was in Dublin city centre and needed a pee. I nipped into the McDonalds at the bottom of Grafton Street. The toilets at that time were situated downstairs from the ground floor. I prefer to go to a cubicle if possible, one of the cubicle doors was closed but not locked so I pushed it in. I was greeted with the sight of the three walls in front of me literally covered in shit from the floor to the ceiling. I roared in anguish and made a quick getaway back onto Grafton Street. It was May 2004 before I set foot in that McDonalds again, by which time the toilets had been re-located upstairs. Either way, I was never going to set foot inside that downstairs toilet again.

Can you imagine having to clean up that mess? It focused the mind when I went back to college.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Where does the forum stand on the issue of widdling with one hand and texting with the other.

[Horsebox]

About 4 feet away.

[mikehunt]

@Fagan_ODowd

Where does the forum stand on the issue of widdling with one hand and texting with the other.

Any type of multi-tasking should be encouraged at the work place

[Sidney]

I used the search function and I had indeed posted the story before, which shows i) it’s true and ii) I’m repeating old stories and should probably leave the forum.

[Fagan_ODowd]

I think it’s unsanitary myself with a high risk of cross contamination

[count_of_monte_crist]

Glad I’m not going crazy

[Fitzy]

Who the fuck does that?

[Fagan_ODowd]

Saw a chap at that in a public convenience in Arnotts there this morning.

[iron_mike]

The summer before I did the leaving cert, I got it into my head I wanted to go into the "hotel management " game. Got a job for that summer in Kilkenny. Anyway started on the Monday morning. All went well. Back then mid week nightclubs were all the rage. My job first thing on the Thursday morning was to clean the jacks.
Didn’t go into the "hotel management " game

[Fitzy]

Just saw the most ridiculous thing in the jacks there. I was just finishing up a slash and one of our accountants walks in. He is a gentleman of Pakistani origin, in his 50’s. He is also a total hypochondriac. As I was washing my hands, there reflected in the mirror, is our hero, in a cubicle with the door open, trying to pull up the closed toilet seat with his foot (he did have shoes on, happy to report). He is apparently averse to germs, though doesn’t seem to mind transferring whatever shit is on his shoes to the jacks. I walked out having finished matters. I would assume he finally opened the toilet seat (he had failed in this mission by the time I left) and then stood, cubicle ajar, pissing into the centre of the bowl (as I have seen him do), as loudly as possible, which I find disgusting.
I’ve walked in there on more than one occasion and this lad has what appears to be the workings of a crystal meth factory laid out on the sink, as he apparently has multiple allergies and ailments. He’s fucking allergic to approving credit for my customers as well, the bollocks.

[Mac]

Sitting here having a dump while reading TFK and I can hear the person in the trap beside me typing away on their laptop. Is this acceptable behaviour? Seems a bit weird and disgusting to me.

[habanerocat]

@Mac

Sitting here having a dump while reading TFK and I can hear the person in the trap beside me typing away on their laptop. Is this acceptable behaviour? Seems a bit weird and disgusting to me.

Phone or PC, it’s all the one.

[Horsebox]

Ah here. What will they do when they’ve to wipe their arse? Put the laptop down on the floor of the jacks? That’s wrong.

I am also having a dump here now so greetings from poopooland.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Mac

Sitting here having a dump while reading TFK and I can hear the person in the trap beside me typing away on their laptop. Is this acceptable behaviour? Seems a bit weird and disgusting to me.

It’s disgusting behavior

[grapes]

This is a very seedy thread in all fairness ffs lads!

[Locke]

This is one of the best threads on this forum, you take that back!!!

flush

[grapes]

Seriously Locke it stinks of piss. God only knows what some of you silly sick deviants have written in it. Let me out!

[flattythehurdler]

Are you sure it’s his laptop he’s tapping away on?