Not me but I know a lad that did.
Ah yeah, you know a fella. You’d want terminating
For knowing a fella?
Yeah, the auld mate of mine trick.
If I did it and was ashamed I wouldn’t put it up.If I did it and was proud I’d take credit for it.
My heart isn’t in this ballhop Mike. Carry on.
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Photocopier technician.
Firehose Sam
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Haven’t heard anyone call it a jobby in years .
Ooooh I’d rather be a jobby than a hun…
Only after reading this. What a tale. Take a bow son 
. POTY by a distance.
Me man of the Tully’s???
Correct
That doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
I attempted to avail of the facilities in the baggage hall in T2 DUB. For those unfamiliar with the layout, we have six cubicles, two of which are for handicapped or mobility impaired users, and four common or garden traps. As all were free, I did a quick visual inspection and decided on trap 4. I was confident on things being routine enough so I thought nothing of it when I heard another gentleman enter the jacks.
Now, as I removed my mask (I wont wear it shitting, deal with it Holohan), this other fella, with the run of the place, decides he needs the trap next to mine (already a yellow card offense). However, he proceeds to engage in an operation that leaves him so breathless, he is audibly panting. I’ve already had my rhythm broken so I decide to call it quits and wrap up early. I walk over to the sinks, still hearing a man struggling for breath in trap 5 and give my hands a good wash. I have to say I was a little angry at having to abort early while I dried my hands. Once the drier stopped, however, I heard what can only be described as the tail end of a roar followed by a “Jaysus”
I’ve decided it’s best if I complete my morning poo somewhere else in the airport.
I’m WFH today but I’m hearing rumours someone has taken a dump on the floor of the ladies toilets in my workplace.
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WTF
Short covid?
Sounds like you have a watertight alibi.
How convenient
Suspect number 1
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